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Alyssa Milano still has very cute feet

Reeducated on February 20, 2005.

Alyssa Milano still has very cute feet. And I have to find the Englebee Troobles. They do exist. They do, they do, and the letter G is smiling at me… sneering, smirking, laughing at me…

I found an MP3 of the song “Dishwasher Synergy” by Three Fat Fish. Listening to the acoustics in the music, I almost thought that I could hear the sound of an Englebee Trooble yapping and sneezing in the background. It sounded like a bass guitar. But I am sure it was a passée Englebee Trooble, yapping and yelping, sneezing and wheezing.

No. No, no. No… No!! Stay tuned for scenes from next week, when I go insane, and eat the keyboard, Windows key and all! I am the salt shaker of the Universe, innate, holy, centric, centered, phallocentric, and bottled. My website smells like tuna. That rolling pi came by today, rolling, of course, and spherically said to me, “Alyssa Milano still has very cute feet.”

I agreed, and it went on its way. I then saw my text editor, NOTEPAD.EXE, sitting under a tree, getting hit in the head with falling apples and pears. I wondered if my new neighbor, Samuel Dreckers (poor Mr. Wilson!), knew anything about the Englebee Troobles.

I decided next week, I would hop through his window upside-down and ask him.