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Dr. Unterguggenburgerheimer

Ph.D., M.D., J.D., S.T.D., d. 2011.

Entries mentioning Dr. Unterguggenburgerheimer

A stick of pepperoni a day

Bordured on August 21, 2011

The hobnailery on Hobgoblin Street

Borfnagled on March 6, 2011

In feckless search of a new body

Transplanted before January 23, 2011

The Christ-O-Mart on Crunkner Boulevard

Transubstantiated before January 16, 2011

Dr. Unterguggenburgerheimer!

Diagnosed on January 9, 2011

Harshbarger Memorial Hospital

Discharged on October 17, 2010

Ollanthorpe Memorial Hospital

Atrophied before October 10, 2010