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Pow, Biff, and Zork

My coworkers from the Hormel spam-canning plant.

Entries mentioning Pow, Biff, and Zork

Do better

Retracted on November 26, 2023

No more barriers to cross

Surpassed on January 15, 2023

Seven point two hundred

Committed on March 27, 2022

Time to draw the bull

Ejaculated on August 1, 2021

Christmas, goats, and the fiscal cliff

Goat got on December 30, 2012

A skeezle-wumpus? In my cabinets?

Marred on August 14, 2011

The tight, grimacing face

Impacted before April 17, 2011