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Entries mentioning the sun

Christmas, goats, and the fiscal cliff

Goat got on December 30, 2012

Mooey, mooey, moo!

Lowed at on December 9, 2012

Horses, drugs, and some Volvos

Revolved around December 2, 2012

A paean to funnels

Funneled on November 25, 2012

A parable that should explain everything

Enchanted on November 18, 2012

The geese were angry

Angered before November 4, 2012

The nauga war

Tanned on October 14, 2012

The turtle herds of insomnia

NōDōz’d on August 12, 2012

A lunchable lemony apple key

Open-appled on April 22, 2012

Gurning for two

Faces made before April 8, 2012

Surviving April Fools Day

Foxholed on April 1, 2012

To order a coffee

Caffeinated on March 25, 2012

Toad rental—cheap!

Rented on March 18, 2012

I was dead

Expired around February 26, 2012

A Ho-Mg-Zn icosahedral quasicrystal

Fractured on February 12, 2012

And then the cold cuts danced

Ronpauled on January 15, 2012

This entry is missing!

Misplaced before January 8, 2012

Dreams in a hole in the ground

Trespassed before January 1, 2012

A sally to the Kremlin

Red squared on December 11, 2011

Like a herd of turtles

Frightened on November 6, 2011

Fimbriated armless and legless

Charged on October 30, 2011

A paean to panic

Glibbered about on September 25, 2011

The toadskin kazoo

Toads skinned on September 4, 2011

The tight, grimacing face

Impacted before April 17, 2011

Dr. Unterguggenburgerheimer!

Diagnosed on January 9, 2011

A vainglorious, hooting, tooting Christmas

Clamored about on December 26, 2010

The frozen Pnårp

Last thing I remembered on October 24, 2010

The fleeting nuances of Dingleberry–Hampsterism

Guzzled on May 9, 2010

A plan is hatched

Hatched right before April 4, 2010

A whole pile of flapdoodles from Shitlingthorpe

Recollected on February 17, 2008

The Great Fluffernutter Deluge of ’58

Whored out on December 10, 2006

Searching forever for the elusive Troobles

Squandered because of October 31, 1999

Without a tongue or a penis

Reticulated and sun-dried on September 5, 1999

Semper sic tyrannis

Calculated and compiled on May 2, 1999

Am I lost!? Am I low on oil!?

Hydrogenated for April 11, 1999