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Entries mentioning testicles

A parable that should explain everything

Enchanted on November 18, 2012

The nauga war

Tanned on October 14, 2012

Livin’ large in the large intestine

Emboweled on September 23, 2012

A hortensical Sefernday

Hortensed on July 1, 2012

To order a coffee

Caffeinated on March 25, 2012

Toad rental—cheap!

Rented on March 18, 2012

Dreams in a hole in the ground

Trespassed before January 1, 2012

A sally to the Kremlin

Red squared on December 11, 2011

Goatburping and speechifying

Blustered about before November 20, 2011

Schtumpfenfrumpt!

Stumped on October 16, 2011

A skeezle-wumpus? In my cabinets?

Marred on August 14, 2011

Disgorgement and cheddar

Squassated on July 24, 2011

Reflecting on corn gone wrong

Paroled on May 15, 2011

Hnnnngggghhhh!

Strained on May 1, 2011

The tight, grimacing face

Impacted before April 17, 2011

Cool beans

Beaned on March 27, 2011

A dark and spammy night

LARTed on February 20, 2011

The Christ-O-Mart on Crunkner Boulevard

Transubstantiated before January 16, 2011

Ollanthorpe Memorial Hospital

Atrophied before October 10, 2010

Skipping Wednesday

Slid past on September 12, 2010

Death by simultaneous drowning and dehydration

Dumbled for August 29, 2010

Gnomes destroying my brain and kidneys

Urinated on on July 18, 2010

Technicolor horse testicles

Nuked on June 27, 2010

Return from the Brundlebeyond

Disgorged on March 7, 2010

The blaze continues unabated

Immolated on March 16, 2008

Suddenly ablaze

Ignited on March 9, 2008

Today is January 27

Prevaricated on January 27, 2008

Spaceworthy guardsquirrels

Decompressed on December 9, 2007

Free at last

Self-addressed and stamped on December 2, 2007

Hobnobbishly bamboozled, she said

Interrupted before February 5, 2006

Today being Christmas…

Made merry on December 25, 2005

Caught in a wet noodling contest

Noodled on October 16, 2005

Troobles, long and hard

Deluged on August 7, 2005

Naked with soda bottles in my ears

Redistributed after May 8, 2005