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Pinguid penguins, disparate parrots, and a Studebaker Basted on August 28
On any given day Plotted and schemed on August 21
Catastrophes—but no anastrophe Mishappened on August 14
Up to my ass in alligators Endangered on August 7

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Pnårp’s docile & perfunctory page

Pnårp’s August, 2022 gulping & blowing

Pinguid penguins, disparate parrots, and a Studebaker

On any given day

Catastrophes—but no anastrophe

Up to my ass in alligators