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Pnårp’s May, 2025 filling & busting
Breathing had become boring Careened across May 25
And then what happened next— Scrapped on May 18
Accelerating my celery Zorbed on May 11
Stuck to a glue trap Caucused on May 4

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Pnårp’s docile & perfunctory page

Pnårp’s May, 2025 filling & busting

Breathing had become boring

And then what happened next—

Accelerating my celery

Stuck to a glue trap