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Wilbur P. Elmot

The owner of the Zubenelgenubi Street paperclip factory.

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Pnårp’s docile & perfunctory page

Wilbur P. Elmot

Entries mentioning Wilbur P. Elmot

A horse, a printer, a chipmunk, a ruined handbag

There are no bagels there

“If” is the middle word in “life”

Another day, another pig war