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Entries mentioning toothpicks

A sneezeless day

Sternutated on July 27, 2025

Thinking for myself

Cerebrated on January 22, 2023

An Independence Day to remember

In the pants on July 4, 2021

Just shaving the dog

Preened on July 31, 2011

The laws of Phillip I

Promulgated on March 25, 2007

No one expects the Schmalkaldic League

Vanquished on February 25, 2007

I remembered a lot this week!

Chopped with a stick on September 24, 2006