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Entries mentioning leather

Another week on Nizgidge Ridge

Barely survived on August 24, 2025

Hirpled, hobbled, blithely a calzone out the door

Bobbled up on August 3, 2025

A sneezeless day

Sternutated on July 27, 2025

There are no bagels here

Landed on November 10, 2024

No idea about anything

Flummoxed on October 27, 2024

Endless rows of houses

Planned and zoned on August 11, 2024

Musings on vinegar, vigor, and elephant bites

Murderized on August 4, 2024

Never put a fish in your car

Wrapped on May 12, 2024

The splaying of resplendent splendiferousness

Cobbled together on December 31, 2023

A bolo tie and a blogging accident

Haberdashed on September 24, 2023

By fish or by Finn

Finished after September 10, 2023

Corn gone bacon and eggs

Consterned on September 3, 2023

Cwæþ the Pnårp

Jactitated on August 27, 2023

Negotiating a goats-for-oats deal

Abnegated on August 20, 2023

Dugongs, bleating, and a meowing Nurdlebutt

Bellyached on August 13, 2023

It doesn’t have to—but I always do

Needn’t on June 4, 2023

On any given day

Plotted and schemed on August 21, 2022

Batting the package

Semiquavered on May 15, 2022

Carpathian Carpentry Gnomes? In my kitchen?

Hammered on February 6, 2022

Confound delivery

Starched on January 16, 2022

A Halloween to surely forget

Spooked before November 7, 2021

And then I’ll fart one more time, and…

Intruded upon August 29, 2021

Fish upon the land

Phished on July 18, 2021

An infinite pie

Unbounded on June 6, 2021

Mooey, mooey, moo!

Lowed at on December 9, 2012

The geese were angry

Angered before November 4, 2012

Ziti—with lines, please

Lollygagged on October 28, 2012

The nauga war

Tanned on October 14, 2012

In my own back yard

Extirpated on September 30, 2012

Fungous hitchhikers from outer space

Rocketed on June 24, 2012

To order a coffee

Caffeinated on March 25, 2012

Seven point one hundred

Released on February 5, 2012

Thoughts diverging from reality

Converging on January 29, 2012

And then the cold cuts danced

Ronpauled on January 15, 2012

A trip to southern Moravia

Plunged off a cliff on November 27, 2011

What the heck… is bothering me?

Chanted on June 12, 2011

Reflecting on corn gone wrong

Paroled on May 15, 2011

’Twas the night before Christmas

Prostituted on December 24, 2006