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Pnårp’s April, 2008 licking & sucking
Short and sweet! Sweetened on April 27
High… on life Hepped up on April 20
Dying planktonic foraminifera Rained down on April 13
Reign across America Wrought before April 6

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Pnårp’s docile & perfunctory page

Pnårp’s April, 2008 licking & sucking

Short and sweet!

High… on life

Dying planktonic foraminifera

Reign across America