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Reign across America

Wrought before April 6, 2008.

Bloggity, bloggity, blog.

Old Gray Blog, she ain’t what she used to be.

Four out of five Strom Thurmonds agree: James Henry Trotter can dingle my keyboards any day!

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And thus commenced his unprecedented and whimsical twenty-one-year “reign” over America.