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Around the world… and elsewhere!

Abkhazia (1) Accident, Maryland (1) the Acropolis (3) Afghanistan (12) Alabama (2) Alaska (6) Albuquerque, New Mexico (2) Älvdalen (1) Appalachia (5) Arcadia (1) Arizona (4) Arkansas (1) Arp, Texas (2) Assyria (1) Athabasca (6) the Atlantic Ocean (10) Augsburg (1) Australia (14) Austria (2) Babylon (2) the Bagel Nebula (19) Bahamas (1) Bavaria (10) Beaufort, Maine (1) Belgium (7) Belize (2) Bermuda (8) Bithynia (1) Bobo, Mississippi (3) Bohemia (3) Botswana (2) Bouillabaissia (17) Boston, Massachusetts (7) Brazil (5) Brisbane (1) the Bronx (3) the Brundlesphere (23) Buffalo, New York (4) Bungholio, Michigan (1) Burkina Faso (12) Burnt Corn, Alabama (1) Butte, Montana (1) California (31) Canada (21) Cappadocia (8) the Carpathian Mountains (30) Chechnya (6) China (23) Chittagong (1) Circassia (3) Clairvaux (1) Cloonfush (1) Colorado (1) Contoocook, New Hampshire (1) Corinth (1) Crete (2) Cuba (2) Dartmouth College (1) Death Valley (2) Deshler, Ohio (2) Easter Island (2) Egypt (7) Eigentoria (23) England (39) Fáskrúðsfjörður (2) Finland (14) Florida (2) France (36) Georgia (4) Germany (88) Gnomelandia (10) Goobertown, Arizona (2) Greece (23) Guam (1) Hawaii (4) Heaven (11) Hegyközszentimre (1) Hell (47) the Himalayan Mountains (3) Hungary (7) Hyperborea (1) the Hypogeum of Ħal-Saflieni (3) Iceland (10) Idaho (2) Illinois (1) India (6) Indiana (1) Indonesia (2) Iowa (4) Iran (7) Ireland (2) Israel (3) Italy (9) Ithaka (2) Japan (17) Kalamazoo, Michigan (31) Kansas (1) Kazakhstan (1) Knoxville, Tennessee (1) Kosovo (2) Lakshadweep (1) Latvia (1) Lemnos (2) Lesotho (1) the Levant (3) Loyalsockville, Pennsylvania (2) Luxembourg (1) Macedonia (3) Madagascar (1) Maine (1) Mars (6) Maryland (2) Massachusetts (9) Mauritania (2) Mel’s Hole (1) Mexico (25) Michigan (35) Mississippi (6) Missouri (3) Mohenjo-Daro (1) Moldavia (3) Mongolia (1) Montana (1) the Moon (39) Moravia (13) Morea (1) Moscow (3) Munich (1) Nebraska (2) Neptune (6) Netherlands (4) New Bouillabaissia (6) New Gardegnomia (4) New Hampshire (4) New Jersey (2) New Mexico (4) New York (17) Nibiru (1) Nigeria (1) Nizhny Novgorod (1) Norstrilia (2) North Korea (1) North Pole (2) Norway (3) Nova Scotia (2) Ohio (4) Oklahoma (1) Oregon (2) the Pacific Ocean (6) Pakistan (4) Palestine (1) Patagonia (3) Pennsylvania (3) Peoria, Illinois (1) Petrograd (1) Philippines (3) Pittsburgh (1) Pluto (1) Podunk, Michigan (1) Poland (7) Pomerania (5) Poughkeepsie, New York (2) Prague (3) Provo, Utah (1) Prussia (3) Pugwash (2) Québec (2) Rhode Island (2) Romania (2) Rome (65) Russia (31) Saint Croix (1) Saskatchewan (1) Saudi Arabia (1) Saugus, Michigan (1) Saxony (1) Scotland (16) Seattle, Washington (2) Secaucus, New Jersey (2) Sheboygan, Wisconsin (1) Shitlingthorpe (8) Sicily (9) Silesia (12) Sirius (3) the Sistine Chapel (1) Slovakia (1) Smolensk (2) South Carolina (2) South Korea (1) Spain (8) Spread Eagle, Wisconsin (2) Squabbletown, California (1) the Sun (58) Sunapee, New Hampshire (1) Sweden (2) Switzerland (3) Székesfehérvár (1) Tashkurgan (1) Tennessee (8) Texas (3) Three Mile Island (2) Ticonderoga (1) Togo (1) Trebizond (1) Tucson, Arizona (1) Turkey (9) Ukraine (2) Ungabuganda (6) the United States (226) Uranus (4) Utah (1) Uzbekistan (1) the Vatican (2) Venus (4) Vermont (1) Vietnam (1) Wallachia (2) Wall Street (2) Washington (2) Washington, D.C. (5) Weewahitchka, Florida (1) Westphalia (39) West Virginia (1) Wisconsin (3) Wollongong (5) Ytterby (9) Zubenelgenubi (4) Zubeneschamali (3)

Aminals and other creatures! Meow! Woof! Booyeah!

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