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Entries mentioning Frasier

The stench of failure

Stunk up on March 31, 2024

Pig-headed and ham-fisted

Cleaved on March 3, 2024

Invidy, diaeretics, and Eëtal-Otoh-Satt!

Conjoined on December 17, 2023

Dugongs, bleating, and a meowing Nurdlebutt

Bellyached on August 13, 2023

Rejecting both Church Latin and the Ciceronian

Conjugated on July 30, 2023

Today I was being even more, more or less

Been on July 2, 2023

Dogs that ate backwards

Reversed on June 25, 2023

Gearless largesse and rageless eelgrass

Snorkeled on June 11, 2023

The house that Pnårp built

Stacked like cordwood on February 5, 2023

Thinking for myself

Cerebrated on January 22, 2023

I am my thoughts… I am time

Annuated on January 1, 2023

And then the flies danced

Smelt on October 2, 2022

“If” is the middle word in “life”

Horrified on September 11, 2022

On any given day

Plotted and schemed on August 21, 2022

Up to my ass in alligators

Endangered on August 7, 2022

Gnocco after gnocco

Knocked on on July 10, 2022

Wernicke, Broca, and a two-week, drug-fueled bender

Refueled on June 19, 2022

Batting the package

Semiquavered on May 15, 2022

An exaggeratedly long week

Galloped about on April 17, 2022

A hilarious pair of ducks

Redpilled on March 13, 2022

Three-eyed gnomes, a lighthouse, and a pair of feet

Erred on February 13, 2022

The door slammed in my face

Slammed on January 30, 2022

Hard avocados and soft stones

Ripened on January 23, 2022

Confound delivery

Starched on January 16, 2022

Nothing happened

Obliviated on January 9, 2022

Vigorously shaking every Solanum dulcamara

Vigorously shook before December 19, 2021

Vigorously shaking every ficus tree

Shook before December 12, 2021

Shouting at every houseplant

Shouted at before December 5, 2021

To muffle up a gooſe

Muffled up on October 31, 2021

Plantago delenda est

Planted on October 17, 2021

A lesson in poor metrication

Found wanting on October 10, 2021

Dugong, budong, hotdog, and hoe

Frowned at on October 3, 2021

Losing weight at the lost-and-found

Bonked on September 19, 2021

The pink, sticky day ended

Chaptered and versed on September 12, 2021

Wearing orange after Labor Day

Fluoresced on September 5, 2021

And then I’ll fart one more time, and…

Intruded upon August 29, 2021

Today I was being a…

Squirreled on August 8, 2021

My arm just follows them

Detached on July 11, 2021

An Independence Day to remember

In the pants on July 4, 2021

To narfle the gömböc

Balanced on June 27, 2021

An infinite pie

Unbounded on June 6, 2021