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dugongs

Dugongs abound in my ear canals!

Entries mentioning dugongs

“If” is the middle word in “life”

Horrified on September 11, 2022

Up to my ass in alligators

Endangered on August 7, 2022

Fleas, flies, and friars!

Peddled on June 12, 2022

Dugong, budong, hotdog, and hoe

Frowned at on October 3, 2021

An arpeggio for Snarpegon

Spatchcocked on March 28, 2021

Horses, drugs, and some Volvos

Revolved around December 2, 2012

Just shaving the dog

Preened on July 31, 2011

The harooloos grew closer

Repositioned on July 17, 2011

Dr. Unterguggenburgerheimer!

Diagnosed on January 9, 2011

A vainglorious, hooting, tooting Christmas

Clamored about on December 26, 2010

An alabasterously magnificent find

Found before December 5, 2010

Gnomes destroying my brain and kidneys

Urinated on on July 18, 2010

Oh, the fendippity!

Panicked over on May 23, 2010

A little pedicatio

Irrumated on May 16, 2010

Dog whelks in your arteries

Derived on July 6, 2008

The perfunctory margin of disbelief, part II

Reified on June 29, 2008

Gra, trained assassin

Unchained after March 23, 2008

Suddenly ablaze

Ignited on March 9, 2008

Not so dead again

Recomposed right before March 2, 2008

Indeed I can go home again

Returned home on August 26, 2007

Dugongs abound in my ear canals!

Tiled over on August 19, 2007