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Julian Rhoodie

Mayor of my tiny little town.

Entries mentioning Julian Rhoodie

Change you can be leaf in

Bogged down on November 13, 2022

Yet still bereft of meaning

Creamed on September 25, 2022

On any given day

Plotted and schemed on August 21, 2022

Up to my ass in alligators

Endangered on August 7, 2022

Two halves of a bagel

Misaligned on July 31, 2022

A stack of dictionaries, a goat, and the ensuing manure

Stacked high on June 26, 2022

Fleas, flies, and friars!

Peddled on June 12, 2022

A curious nine-day week

Dialed on April 3, 2022

The stars screamed at me, but why?

Shredded on March 6, 2022

An arduous, odorous, ordurous affair

Cannibalized on February 27, 2022

Interwoven threads of witless boobery

Spiked on February 20, 2022

Wearing orange after Labor Day

Fluoresced on September 5, 2021

Time to draw the bull

Ejaculated on August 1, 2021

Not a typewriter

Tabulated on July 25, 2021

Another day, another pig war

Splined on June 20, 2021

An infinite pie

Unbounded on June 6, 2021

A dire problem of diphthongs and diacritics

Ired on May 16, 2021

Keeping those goats down in the hole

Bored on April 18, 2021

From Commodus to Vespasian—

Detruded on April 11, 2021

This coming Friday…

Prognosticated after December 16, 2012

The nauga war

Tanned on October 14, 2012

Meals and utensils and straws, oh my!

Bluely rinsed on October 7, 2012

To order a coffee

Caffeinated on March 25, 2012

Like a herd of turtles

Frightened on November 6, 2011

Fimbriated armless and legless

Charged on October 30, 2011

A paean to panic

Glibbered about on September 25, 2011

Today being Mamårp’s day

Smothered on May 8, 2011

In feckless search of a new body

Transplanted before January 23, 2011

Happy birthday, Alyssa Milano!

Feet worshipped on December 19, 2010

Ravna and a tub of port wine cheese spread

Slathered all over on November 21, 2010

Mr. Årp goes to city hall

Carpetbagged on November 14, 2010

A crater full of Volvos

Hidden in ice for centuries on October 31, 2010

The fnord plan

Executed before April 11, 2010

Suing Alyssa Milano

Bombarded after January 14, 2007

My oatmeal cookies

Surveilled pursuant to May 7, 2006