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Entries mentioning turtles

Catastrophes—but no anastrophe

Mishappened on August 14, 2022

Squirrels, squeeorling, syrup of squill, and squee

Cocked up on July 24, 2022

Tuck in flap to close

Knocked up on July 17, 2022

The long, greasy road

Lubed up on July 3, 2022

Fleas, flies, and friars!

Peddled on June 12, 2022

A curious nine-day week

Dialed on April 3, 2022

Seven point two hundred

Committed on March 27, 2022

The stars screamed at me, but why?

Shredded on March 6, 2022

An arduous, odorous, ordurous affair

Cannibalized on February 27, 2022

Interwoven threads of witless boobery

Spiked on February 20, 2022

Dugong, budong, hotdog, and hoe

Frowned at on October 3, 2021

The pink, sticky day ended

Chaptered and versed on September 12, 2021

Not a typewriter

Tabulated on July 25, 2021

José Vargas de las Joyas Matemáticas

Divided by zero on June 13, 2021

This coming Friday…

Prognosticated after December 16, 2012

My competitive worm charming days

Vermiculated on August 26, 2012

The turtle herds of insomnia

NōDōz’d on August 12, 2012

Planet of the geese

Honked at on July 15, 2012

A sleigh ride to the North Pole

Kringled on December 25, 2011

Like a herd of turtles

Frightened on November 6, 2011

Fimbriated armless and legless

Charged on October 30, 2011

Just so he could moo at someone

Percolated on July 3, 2011