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Entries mentioning turkeys

Al Gore: A User’s Manual

Peered at on December 4, 2022

Thanksgiving with the McBorbleys

Thanks given on November 27, 2022

A curious nine-day week

Dialed on April 3, 2022

The Dingleberry–Hampsterist–Schmarnocks war

Embattled on November 21, 2021

The pink, sticky day ended

Chaptered and versed on September 12, 2021

And then I’ll fart one more time, and…

Intruded upon August 29, 2021

This coming Friday…

Prognosticated after December 16, 2012

A paean to funnels

Funneled on November 25, 2012

A sojourn through the jejunum

Catabolized on September 9, 2012

To order a coffee

Caffeinated on March 25, 2012

Seven point one hundred

Released on February 5, 2012

A trip to southern Moravia

Plunged off a cliff on November 27, 2011

Fimbriated armless and legless

Charged on October 30, 2011

A stick of pepperoni a day

Bordured on August 21, 2011

Ollanthorpe Savings Bank

Puréed on October 1, 2006

Oatmeal cookies and their spies

Weeded on May 21, 2006

Today being Christmas…

Made merry on December 25, 2005