Entries mentioning turkeys | |
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A bolo tie and a blogging accidentHaberdashed on September 24, 2023 | |
Dugongs, bleating, and a meowing NurdlebuttBellyached on August 13, 2023 | |
Dogs that ate backwardsReversed on June 25, 2023 | |
It doesn’t have to—but I always doNeedn’t on June 4, 2023 | |
Why fish don’t have feetExpiscated on May 7, 2023 | |
A monolithic dumpPumped and dumped on April 30, 2023 | |
A turtle extended its neck and quackedResisted on April 23, 2023 | |
Being six feet tallFathomed on April 9, 2023 | |
The unwary victim of cellular ennuiMetabolized on April 2, 2023 | |
Landing head-first in MarchMade it on March 5, 2023 | |
To catch a flyLashed on February 26, 2023 | |
The house that Pnårp builtStacked like cordwood on February 5, 2023 | |
A mystery of hasps and coat hangersFastened on January 29, 2023 | |
Thinking for myselfCerebrated on January 22, 2023 | |
Feeling rather non-EuclideanKnotted on January 8, 2023 | |
I am my thoughts… I am timeAnnuated on January 1, 2023 | |
We were bipedal murder chickensCorned on December 11, 2022 | |
Al Gore: A User’s ManualPeered at on December 4, 2022 | |
Thanksgiving with the McBorbleysThanks given on November 27, 2022 | |
A curious nine-day weekDialed on April 3, 2022 | |
The Dingleberry–Hampsterist–Schmarnocks warEmbattled on November 21, 2021 | |
The pink, sticky day endedChaptered and versed on September 12, 2021 | |
And then I’ll fart one more time, and…Intruded upon August 29, 2021 | |
This coming Friday…Prognosticated after December 16, 2012 | |
A paean to funnelsFunneled on November 25, 2012 | |
A sojourn through the jejunumCatabolized on September 9, 2012 | |
To order a coffeeCaffeinated on March 25, 2012 | |
Seven point one hundredReleased on February 5, 2012 | |
A trip to southern MoraviaPlunged off a cliff on November 27, 2011 | |
Fimbriated armless and leglessCharged on October 30, 2011 | |
A stick of pepperoni a dayBordured on August 21, 2011 | |
Ollanthorpe Savings BankPuréed on October 1, 2006 | |
Oatmeal cookies and their spiesWeeded on May 21, 2006 | |
Today being Christmas…Made merry on December 25, 2005 | |
