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Entries mentioning bees

An exaggeratedly long week

Galloped about on April 17, 2022

Hard avocados and soft stones

Ripened on January 23, 2022

Shouting at every houseplant

Shouted at before December 5, 2021

The pink, sticky day ended

Chaptered and versed on September 12, 2021

Not a typewriter

Tabulated on July 25, 2021

An infinite pie

Unbounded on June 6, 2021

Great Dane or greatest Dane?

Deigned on May 23, 2021

A dire problem of diphthongs and diacritics

Ired on May 16, 2021

Horses, drugs, and some Volvos

Revolved around December 2, 2012

A parable that should explain everything

Enchanted on November 18, 2012

Livin’ large in the large intestine

Emboweled on September 23, 2012

A sojourn through the jejunum

Catabolized on September 9, 2012

A trip to southern Moravia

Plunged off a cliff on November 27, 2011

The toadskin kazoo

Toads skinned on September 4, 2011

Just so he could moo at someone

Percolated on July 3, 2011

A dark and spammy night

LARTed on February 20, 2011

Gnomes? In my kettles?

Nonsensed at January 20, 2008

The restive provinces conquered

Excoriated before March 18, 2007

Shekels at the cat-canning plant

Devoted on February 11, 2007

Stewing in my own juices

Brewed on November 13, 2005

The flying pi returned

Complicated because of July 4, 1999