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Entries mentioning the Latin language

To narfle the gömböc

Balanced on June 27, 2021

Maybe it was the location

Tripped out on March 21, 2021

With a bubble and a squeak…

Bubbled and squeaked on March 7, 2021

A parable that should explain everything

Enchanted on November 18, 2012

The nauga war

Tanned on October 14, 2012

Fungous hitchhikers from outer space

Rocketed on June 24, 2012

Vox clamantis in deserto

Cheddared on May 6, 2012

A box! A box! A box of…

Puttered about on April 15, 2012

Thoughts diverging from reality

Converging on January 29, 2012

Dreams in a hole in the ground

Trespassed before January 1, 2012

A journey to upper Silesia

Gruelled on December 18, 2011

A trip to southern Moravia

Plunged off a cliff on November 27, 2011

Just so he could moo at someone

Percolated on July 3, 2011

Incipits being rather popish

Lubricated on May 22, 2011

Rotating in place

Caligulated on March 20, 2011

Happy birthday, Alyssa Milano!

Feet worshipped on December 19, 2010

Tater-totting crunkfire

Clapped on… clapped off on August 22, 2010

Into the Brundlesphere

Descended upon on August 3, 2008

Ring above?

Rung above on May 25, 2008

Indeed I can go home again

Returned home on August 26, 2007

Ravna and a ligature

Magic-marked on May 20, 2007

The laws of Phillip I: Homage

Legislated on April 8, 2007

Jacking off Jill to a squirrel-fox-dingo

Hypothesized on November 5, 2006

Haldûrburðgar, Lord and Emperor

Knifed with a spoon on September 10, 2006

As kudzu crept up her ankles

Encircled on August 13, 2006

New Gardegnomia

Navigated to on July 30, 2006

I thought this was better!?

Harvested before May 28, 2006

A pastry on both your houses!

Made peace with on February 12, 2006

Schmongeling Gnomes from Westphalia?

Schmongeled under January 8, 2006

Stewing in my own juices

Brewed on November 13, 2005

I’m ending it all!

Spindled August 21, 2005

The Magic Oreo Machine™

Played footsie with on May 29, 2005

A brass knob had fallen on my head

Belched out on September 26, 1999

I took the AK-47 down

Romanticized for June 20, 1999

The perfunctory margin of disbelief

Apprenticed to May 9, 1999

Semper sic tyrannis

Calculated and compiled on May 2, 1999