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Entries mentioning sausages

“If” is the middle word in “life”

Horrified on September 11, 2022

History looked at me this week

Transported on September 4, 2022

To muffle up a gooſe

Muffled up on October 31, 2021

A Sefernday to ſurely remember

Obſerved on October 24, 2021

Dugong, budong, hotdog, and hoe

Frowned at on October 3, 2021

Another day, another pig war

Splined on June 20, 2021

An infinite pie

Unbounded on June 6, 2021

Something breakfasty and sausage-like

Baconated on April 25, 2021

With a bubble and a squeak…

Bubbled and squeaked on March 7, 2021

Planet of the geese

Honked at on July 15, 2012

A hortensical Sefernday

Hortensed on July 1, 2012

Grunting and squeaking in the goatburping park

Soil sampled on November 13, 2011

Fimbriated armless and legless

Charged on October 30, 2011

Gnomes? In my photocopier?

Litigated before September 18, 2011

Just so he could moo at someone

Percolated on July 3, 2011

Moobly Sefernday!

Borndwiddied on June 19, 2011

Today being Mamårp’s day

Smothered on May 8, 2011

The hobnailery on Hobgoblin Street

Borfnagled on March 6, 2011

An alabasterously magnificent find

Found before December 5, 2010

Joyful Sefernday, everyone!

Envisaged on June 6, 2010

I had eggs today!

Oviposited on April 18, 2010

Return from the Brundlebeyond

Disgorged on March 7, 2010

Suing Alyssa Milano

Bombarded after January 14, 2007

The perfect symmetry of a letter

Excreted slightly before December 18, 2005

Abortifacient skies, the burning air

Slobbered all over on September 11, 2005