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Pnårp’s docile & perfunctory page

Entries mentioning babbling

You are a crazy person

Maddened on November 20, 2022

With a ploot, ploot, ploot!

Born on November 6, 2022

The deep toaster

Smeared on October 9, 2022

A veritable trash dump of words

Whipped on September 18, 2022

“If” is the middle word in “life”

Horrified on September 11, 2022

Up to my ass in alligators

Endangered on August 7, 2022

Squirrels, squeeorling, syrup of squill, and squee

Cocked up on July 24, 2022

A squiddy meal, a goosey girl, and moles of gnomes

Wriggled on June 5, 2022

Hard avocados and soft stones

Ripened on January 23, 2022

Shouting at every houseplant

Shouted at before December 5, 2021

A Sefernday to ſurely remember

Obſerved on October 24, 2021

Wearing orange after Labor Day

Fluoresced on September 5, 2021

To narfle the gömböc

Balanced on June 27, 2021

The Hanes–Heinz problem

Caught up on May 2, 2021

A costly, costive dilemma

Clystered on April 4, 2021

An arpeggio for Snarpegon

Spatchcocked on March 28, 2021

With a bubble and a squeak…

Bubbled and squeaked on March 7, 2021

This coming Friday…

Prognosticated after December 16, 2012

Horses, drugs, and some Volvos

Revolved around December 2, 2012

The ÅSS Goose from the Machine

Bageled on July 22, 2012

A hortensical Sefernday

Hortensed on July 1, 2012

Fungous hitchhikers from outer space

Rocketed on June 24, 2012

Goatburping and speechifying

Blustered about before November 20, 2011

A paean to panic

Glibbered about on September 25, 2011

The toadskin kazoo

Toads skinned on September 4, 2011

Just shaving the dog

Preened on July 31, 2011

Just so he could moo at someone

Percolated on July 3, 2011

Moobly Sefernday!

Borndwiddied on June 19, 2011

Potted meat

Unpotted on June 5, 2011

A discourse on shrieking

Babbled about on May 29, 2011

Reflecting on corn gone wrong

Paroled on May 15, 2011

Today being Mamårp’s day

Smothered on May 8, 2011

Hnnnngggghhhh!

Strained on May 1, 2011

Plårp and I did our best

Potted on April 10, 2011

A dark and stormy night

Stormdrained on February 6, 2011

Requiem for a triangular briefcase

Immured on January 30, 2011

Back to Pam & Meg’s

Goatmulched on December 12, 2010

375 gorillas and some flower pots

Dumbstruck on November 28, 2010

Death by simultaneous drowning and dehydration

Dumbled for August 29, 2010

Noshing on my favorite keyboard

Fluttered on July 4, 2010

Technicolor horse testicles

Nuked on June 27, 2010

PNARP.SYS is an evil, vile thing

Disinfected on June 20, 2010

Psycho Chicken With Fingers On Top!

Squawked upon prior to June 13, 2010

Joyful Sefernday, everyone!

Envisaged on June 6, 2010

Oh, the serendipity!

Squelched through on May 30, 2010

A little pedicatio

Irrumated on May 16, 2010

A plan is hatched

Hatched right before April 4, 2010

A Hilarius pair of ducks

Guffawed at after March 14, 2010

Gnomes? In my kettles?

Nonsensed at January 20, 2008

Free at last

Self-addressed and stamped on December 2, 2007

The thick, meaty center of an eigenfactor

Ridiculed on October 23, 2005

What an Englebee Trooble is

Incarcerated on June 12, 2005