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A discourse on shrieking

Babbled about on May 29, 2011.

Ping!

Ping, ping, ping-ping-ping!

Aaaaaah whacka-whacka, weeple wopple! Doopie doopie doo!! Ahhh, ahhh, weekah wopple, woo-hoo-hey, woible, woible woo! Guhhhh noooobity fahhhh foooogity!!! Adoogity doogity doogity doogity… woip woip woip woip-woip-woip weeeee-whoo!! Haha, haha, hoho, hoho, heehee, murple, murple, moo! Mlawww, mlawww!! Spwahhh! Spwahhh!

Guhhhh noooobity… fahhhh foooogity!!! Yerk! Yerk, yerk! Yerk, yerk, yerk-yerk yerkyerkyerk yerkyerkyerkyerk! Spwoing! Spwheee!! Spwahh-ha-haa-haaa! Moo! Moople! Moople-moople moo! Fnahahahah! Pnåaåarp! Yoyoyoy! Weeeehooo!! Haha, hahaha, hahahaha! Hoi! Hoi! Woing! Ping! Mong! Fooong! Goooonnnggg!! Burble burble! Burble burble… burble!! Burble! Burple! Burple, murple, turple! Woible… woible… woib… woi… woooo… yoinks!! Woible… woible… woib… woi… woooo… yoinks!! Woible… woible… woib… woi… woooo… yoinks!!

Yoinks!!

Yoinks!!

Yoinks!!

Brrrrrrrrruppphhh!!

Hoot! Hoot! Honk! Hootie-tootie toot! Toot, toot! Toot, toot, toot! Toot, toot-toot! Tooooot!! Honk! Honk, honk! Squoink! Screeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! Squawk! Quack! Quack, quack! Quack! Quack, quack! Quack! Quack, quack! Quack! Quack, quack! Quack! Quack, quack!! Quack! Quack, quack!!! Squawk! Buk buk buk, bukwaaukk!

Murf! Murf! Murf! Woof! Bow-wow! Bow-wow! Bow-wow yippee yow! Bow-wow yippee yow… yippee yay! Gnaah! Gnaah! Eeeek! Eeeeeeek! Eek! Eek! Eek, eek, eek!! Ahhh! Norp! Nork! Gnurl… gnah! Durf! Durf, durf, zzzrrraaappp!! Hoho! Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, hoho, hut! Hut, hut! Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut!

Screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee…

Spwee-hee-hee! Hee-heehee-heeheeeheeeeeee!!!!

Zowee! Woople woople! Wowee! Wowee, wowee, wowowowee-eee-eee!! Doogity, doogity, doogity! Moof! Moof, moof, moof! Mlaww! Mlawww! Bow-wow! Bow-wow! Bow-wow! Bow-wow! Bow-wow! Bow-wow! Arf! Arf! Arf! Woof! Woof! Aaaaooohhhwww!!

Brrrrrrrrruppphhh!!

Ah! Ahaha! Woo-hoo-hey! Quack, quack, quack—beep, beep!—quack, quack! Quack! Quack, quack!!! Quack! Quack, quack!!! Quack! Quack, quack!!! Cluck! Cluck, cluck! Buk buk buk… buk buk buk… bukwaaukk!

Hnngggghhhh… gurggghh… grgghh… gnaahh!! Meep! Meep, mippy, morp! Yerk, yerk! Aaaaooohhhwww!!

Yerk!