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Entries mentioning honking

A squiddy meal, a goosey girl, and moles of gnomes

Wriggled on June 5, 2022

Batting the package

Semiquavered on May 15, 2022

A stubby little short week

Trolloped around on April 24, 2022

An exaggeratedly long week

Galloped about on April 17, 2022

Carpathian Carpentry Gnomes? In my kitchen?

Hammered on February 6, 2022

Nothing happened

Obliviated on January 9, 2022

Vigorously shaking every Solanum dulcamara

Vigorously shook before December 19, 2021

To muffle up a gooſe

Muffled up on October 31, 2021

A Sefernday to ſurely remember

Obſerved on October 24, 2021

Plantago delenda est

Planted on October 17, 2021

My arm just follows them

Detached on July 11, 2021

A dire problem of diphthongs and diacritics

Ired on May 16, 2021

An arpeggio for Snarpegon

Spatchcocked on March 28, 2021

Mooey, mooey, moo!

Lowed at on December 9, 2012

The geese were angry

Angered before November 4, 2012

A sojourn through the jejunum

Catabolized on September 9, 2012

The ÅSS Goose from the Machine

Bageled on July 22, 2012

Planet of the geese

Honked at on July 15, 2012

The Bagel Nebula, you stinky monkeys!

Humped and dumped on June 17, 2012

My skin was thinking

Considered for June 3, 2012

The green apple bee-bop

Hydrated on May 20, 2012

The death of Argo Navis

Trisected before April 29, 2012

Gurning for two

Faces made before April 8, 2012

Surviving April Fools Day

Foxholed on April 1, 2012

To order a coffee

Caffeinated on March 25, 2012

Axons across beard-seconds of darkness

Stretched out February 19, 2012

Dreams in a hole in the ground

Trespassed before January 1, 2012

A sleigh ride to the North Pole

Kringled on December 25, 2011

A trip to southern Moravia

Plunged off a cliff on November 27, 2011

A discourse on shrieking

Babbled about on May 29, 2011

Today being Mamårp’s day

Smothered on May 8, 2011

A dark and smarmy night

Self-satisfied on February 13, 2011

Back to Pam & Meg’s

Goatmulched on December 12, 2010

I had eggs today!

Oviposited on April 18, 2010

Strahazazhia smiles upon me

Gone wrong on October 28, 2007

Ol’ Grummie’s back!

Bungled up on June 3, 2007

Squish-&-honk!

Peppered lightly with May 13, 2007

She isn’t dead!

Copulated after January 15, 2006