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Pnårp’s docile & perfunctory page

Entries mentioning hooting

Yet still bereft of meaning

Creamed on September 25, 2022

Pinguid penguins, disparate parrots, and a Studebaker

Basted on August 28, 2022

Up to my ass in alligators

Endangered on August 7, 2022

Tuck in flap to close

Knocked up on July 17, 2022

A stack of dictionaries, a goat, and the ensuing manure

Stacked high on June 26, 2022

Fleas, flies, and friars!

Peddled on June 12, 2022

Flogging the dinosaur

Flailed around on May 1, 2022

An exaggeratedly long week

Galloped about on April 17, 2022

A hilarious pair of ducks

Redpilled on March 13, 2022

Carpathian Carpentry Gnomes? In my kitchen?

Hammered on February 6, 2022

Vigorously shaking every ficus tree

Shook before December 12, 2021

The Dingleberry–Hampsterist–Schmarnocks war

Embattled on November 21, 2021

A Halloween to surely forget

Spooked before November 7, 2021

To muffle up a gooſe

Muffled up on October 31, 2021

A Sefernday to ſurely remember

Obſerved on October 24, 2021

A lesson in poor metrication

Found wanting on October 10, 2021

Losing weight at the lost-and-found

Bonked on September 19, 2021

The pink, sticky day ended

Chaptered and versed on September 12, 2021

Wearing orange after Labor Day

Fluoresced on September 5, 2021

And then I’ll fart one more time, and…

Intruded upon August 29, 2021

To not be a six-foot-tall man–squirrel

Squeeorled on August 15, 2021

Today I was being a…

Squirreled on August 8, 2021

Not a typewriter

Tabulated on July 25, 2021

Fish upon the land

Phished on July 18, 2021

Great Dane or greatest Dane?

Deigned on May 23, 2021

Something breakfasty and sausage-like

Baconated on April 25, 2021

A costly, costive dilemma

Clystered on April 4, 2021

This coming Friday…

Prognosticated after December 16, 2012

Meals and utensils and straws, oh my!

Bluely rinsed on October 7, 2012

Planet of the geese

Honked at on July 15, 2012

Fungous hitchhikers from outer space

Rocketed on June 24, 2012

Thoughts diverging from reality

Converging on January 29, 2012

Dreams in a hole in the ground

Trespassed before January 1, 2012

Goatburping and speechifying

Blustered about before November 20, 2011

Fimbriated armless and legless

Charged on October 30, 2011

A snootful of donuts

Imbibed before October 2, 2011

The end of doodlewhacker pie

Bloomed on June 26, 2011

A discourse on shrieking

Babbled about on May 29, 2011

Today being Mamårp’s day

Smothered on May 8, 2011

Sigmund Freud would be proud

Electrified on April 3, 2011

A dark and smarmy night

Self-satisfied on February 13, 2011

In feckless search of a new body

Transplanted before January 23, 2011

A vainglorious, hooting, tooting Christmas

Clamored about on December 26, 2010

Back to Pam & Meg’s

Goatmulched on December 12, 2010

375 gorillas and some flower pots

Dumbstruck on November 28, 2010

Ravna and a tub of port wine cheese spread

Slathered all over on November 21, 2010

Mr. Årp goes to city hall

Carpetbagged on November 14, 2010

A crater full of Volvos

Hidden in ice for centuries on October 31, 2010

Tater-totting crunkfire

Clapped on… clapped off on August 22, 2010

The disastrous ballad of Monica Lewinski’s feet

Shattered before August 15, 2010

Noshing on my favorite keyboard

Fluttered on July 4, 2010

PNARP.SYS is an evil, vile thing

Disinfected on June 20, 2010

Thousands of Eggmen against one little Pnårp

Destalinized on May 2, 2010

Dog whelks in your arteries

Derived on July 6, 2008

Alyssa Milano & the new adventures of Hitler

Snickerdickered on March 30, 2008

A whole pile of flapdoodles from Shitlingthorpe

Recollected on February 17, 2008

Plårp goes home

Sent home on August 5, 2007

Incipient garden gnomes pouring down again

Wined & dined on August 6, 2006

Incipient garden gnomes pouring down

Shined & enshrined on June 19, 2005