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Entries mentioning hooting
Purple prose asphyxia Blockaded on May 26, 2024
One moron’s opinion Opined for May 19, 2024
Never put a fish in your car Wrapped on May 12, 2024
A masterful mañana-man Cunctated on May 5, 2024
Nose, the best smelling device Stunk down on April 28, 2024
So many questions Trebled on April 21, 2024
An antelope with a pair of cantaloupes Hight on April 7, 2024
The stench of failure Stunk up on March 31, 2024
A vernally hibernal good time Drove on March 24, 2024
There’s a joke in here somewhere Pedicured on March 17, 2024
The case of the windy toilet Manicured on March 10, 2024
Angry monkey syndrome, a dishdirtier Illustrated on February 4, 2024
Watering the water clocks Watered on January 28, 2024
The splaying of resplendent splendiferousness Cobbled together on December 31, 2023
Do better Retracted on November 26, 2023
Musings on the salad of chicken and eggs Emulsified on November 5, 2023
A bolo tie and a blogging accident Haberdashed on September 24, 2023
By fish or by Finn Finished after September 10, 2023
Playing a katydid like a fiddle Diddled on August 6, 2023
A turtle extended its neck and quacked Resisted on April 23, 2023
I wish my spoons were stronger Snooped on October 23, 2022
Yet still bereft of meaning Creamed on September 25, 2022
Pinguid penguins, disparate parrots, and a Studebaker Basted on August 28, 2022
Up to my ass in alligators Endangered on August 7, 2022
Tuck in flap to close Knocked up on July 17, 2022
A stack of dictionaries, a goat, and the ensuing manure Stacked high on June 26, 2022
Fleas, flies, and friars! Peddled on June 12, 2022
Flogging the dinosaur Flailed around on May 1, 2022
An exaggeratedly long week Galloped about on April 17, 2022
A hilarious pair of ducks Redpilled on March 13, 2022
Carpathian Carpentry Gnomes? In my kitchen? Hammered on February 6, 2022
Vigorously shaking every ficus tree Shook before December 12, 2021
The Dingleberry–Hampsterist–Schmarnocks war Embattled on November 21, 2021
A Halloween to surely forget Spooked before November 7, 2021
To muffle up a gooſe Muffled up on October 31, 2021
A Sefernday to ſurely remember Obſerved on October 24, 2021
A lesson in poor metrication Found wanting on October 10, 2021
Losing weight at the lost-and-found Bonked on September 19, 2021
The pink, sticky day ended Chaptered and versed on September 12, 2021
Wearing orange after Labor Day Fluoresced on September 5, 2021
And then I’ll fart one more time, and… Intruded upon August 29, 2021
To not be a six-foot-tall man–squirrel Squeeorled on August 15, 2021
Today I was being a… Squirreled on August 8, 2021
Not a typewriter Tabulated on July 25, 2021
Fish upon the land Phished on July 18, 2021
Great Dane or greatest Dane? Deigned on May 23, 2021
Something breakfasty and sausage-like Baconated on April 25, 2021
A costly, costive dilemma Clystered on April 4, 2021
This coming Friday… Prognosticated after December 16, 2012
Meals and utensils and straws, oh my! Bluely rinsed on October 7, 2012
Planet of the geese Honked at on July 15, 2012
Fungous hitchhikers from outer space Rocketed on June 24, 2012
Thoughts diverging from reality Converging on January 29, 2012
Dreams in a hole in the ground Trespassed before January 1, 2012
Goatburping and speechifying Blustered about before November 20, 2011
Fimbriated armless and legless Charged on October 30, 2011
A snootful of donuts Imbibed before October 2, 2011
The end of doodlewhacker pie Bloomed on June 26, 2011
A discourse on shrieking Babbled about on May 29, 2011
Today being Mamårp’s day Smothered on May 8, 2011
Sigmund Freud would be proud Electrified on April 3, 2011
A dark and smarmy night Self-satisfied on February 13, 2011
In feckless search of a new body Transplanted before January 23, 2011
A vainglorious, hooting, tooting Christmas Clamored about on December 26, 2010
Back to Pam & Meg’s Goatmulched on December 12, 2010
375 gorillas and some flower pots Dumbstruck on November 28, 2010
Ravna and a tub of port wine cheese spread Slathered all over on November 21, 2010
Mr. Årp goes to city hall Carpetbagged on November 14, 2010
A crater full of Volvos Hidden in ice for centuries on October 31, 2010
Tater-totting crunkfire Clapped on… clapped off on August 22, 2010
The disastrous ballad of Monica Lewinski’s feet Shattered before August 15, 2010
Noshing on my favorite keyboard Fluttered on July 4, 2010
PNARP.SYS is an evil, vile thing Disinfected on June 20, 2010
Thousands of Eggmen against one little Pnårp Destalinized on May 2, 2010
Dog whelks in your arteries Derived on July 6, 2008
Alyssa Milano & the new adventures of Hitler Snickerdickered on March 30, 2008
A whole pile of flapdoodles from Shitlingthorpe Recollected on February 17, 2008
Plårp goes home Sent home on August 5, 2007
Incipient garden gnomes pouring down again Wined & dined on August 6, 2006
Incipient garden gnomes pouring down Shined & enshrined on June 19, 2005

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