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Entries mentioning gurgling

New years and new neighbors

Bunted on January 2, 2022

A Halloween to surely forget

Spooked before November 7, 2021

To muffle up a gooſe

Muffled up on October 31, 2021

A Sefernday to ſurely remember

Obſerved on October 24, 2021

To not be a six-foot-tall man–squirrel

Squeeorled on August 15, 2021

Keeping those goats down in the hole

Bored on April 18, 2021

A costly, costive dilemma

Clystered on April 4, 2021

With a bubble and a squeak…

Bubbled and squeaked on March 7, 2021

Hoarsely the Pnårp sang

Horsed around on May 13, 2012

A journey to Upper Silesia

Gruelled on December 18, 2011

A jaunt to Washington, D.C.

Filibustered on December 4, 2011

Goatburping and speechifying

Blustered about before November 20, 2011

The toadskin kazoo

Toads skinned on September 4, 2011

A skeezle-wumpus? In my cabinets?

Marred on August 14, 2011

Disgorgement and cheddar

Squassated on July 24, 2011

What the heck… is bothering me?

Chanted on June 12, 2011

A discourse on shrieking

Babbled about on May 29, 2011

Happy birthday, Alyssa Milano!

Feet worshipped on December 19, 2010

Gnomes destroying my brain and kidneys

Urinated on on July 18, 2010

Ham by the brick

Mechanically extracted on March 28, 2010

Dog whelks in your arteries

Derived on July 6, 2008

Gnomes? In my kettles?

Nonsensed at January 20, 2008

I forgot about Hitler again…

Posited because of November 19, 2006

The return of Grårp

Cordoned off on September 18, 2005

Spruce mustard and bouillabaisse

Trundled on August 28, 2005