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Entries mentioning squiffling

The stench of failure

Stunk up on March 31, 2024

Dogs that ate backwards

Reversed on June 25, 2023

It doesn’t have to—but I always do

Needn’t on June 4, 2023

Cities of obsidian in the Canadian Shield

Dismantled on March 26, 2023

Toppings on the bottom?

Bottomed out on December 18, 2022

With a ploot, ploot, ploot!

Born on November 6, 2022

The deep toaster

Smeared on October 9, 2022

Vigorously shaking every ficus tree

Shook before December 12, 2021

José Vargas de las Joyas Matemáticas

Divided by zero on June 13, 2021

With a bubble and a squeak…

Bubbled and squeaked on March 7, 2021

Horses, drugs, and some Volvos

Revolved around December 2, 2012

A parable that should explain everything

Enchanted on November 18, 2012

The nauga war

Tanned on October 14, 2012

A discourse on shrieking

Babbled about on May 29, 2011

Requiem for a triangular briefcase

Immured on January 30, 2011

The Christ-O-Mart on Crunkner Boulevard

Transubstantiated before January 16, 2011

Dr. Unterguggenburgerheimer!

Diagnosed on January 9, 2011

375 gorillas and some flower pots

Dumbstruck on November 28, 2010

Skipping Wednesday

Slid past on September 12, 2010

Technicolor horse testicles

Nuked on June 27, 2010

A Hilarius pair of ducks

Guffawed at after March 14, 2010