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Entries mentioning tooting

An exaggeratedly long week

Galloped about on April 17, 2022

The stars screamed at me, but why?

Shredded on March 6, 2022

Carpathian Carpentry Gnomes? In my kitchen?

Hammered on February 6, 2022

Vigorously shaking every ficus tree

Shook before December 12, 2021

A Halloween to surely forget

Spooked before November 7, 2021

A costly, costive dilemma

Clystered on April 4, 2021

This coming Friday…

Prognosticated after December 16, 2012

Mooey, mooey, moo!

Lowed at on December 9, 2012

Meals and utensils and straws, oh my!

Bluely rinsed on October 7, 2012

My competitive worm charming days

Vermiculated on August 26, 2012

Thoughts diverging from reality

Converging on January 29, 2012

Dreams in a hole in the ground

Trespassed before January 1, 2012

A snootful of donuts

Imbibed before October 2, 2011

A discourse on shrieking

Babbled about on May 29, 2011

Today being Mamårp’s day

Smothered on May 8, 2011

In feckless search of a new body

Transplanted before January 23, 2011

A vainglorious, hooting, tooting Christmas

Clamored about on December 26, 2010

Mr. Årp goes to city hall

Carpetbagged on November 14, 2010

Dingleberry champion hamster

Plotted against on March 21, 2010