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Entries mentioning wailing

Rejecting both Church Latin and the Ciceronian

Conjugated on July 30, 2023

A fresh set of gnome latrines

Spun on July 23, 2023

A real galleyshnogger of a Christmas

Dove in on December 25, 2022

The long, greasy road

Lubed up on July 3, 2022

A squiddy meal, a goosey girl, and moles of gnomes

Wriggled on June 5, 2022

Hard avocados and soft stones

Ripened on January 23, 2022

Too many Sundays

Quintupled on May 30, 2021

A dire problem of diphthongs and diacritics

Ired on May 16, 2021

200,000 flip-flop–related injuries

Discalceated on May 9, 2021

Christmas, goats, and the fiscal cliff

Goat got on December 30, 2012

Ziti—with lines, please

Lollygagged on October 28, 2012

And the neckties writhed

Spiraled around July 29, 2012

Vox clamantis in deserto

Cheddared on May 6, 2012

To order a coffee

Caffeinated on March 25, 2012

Seven point one hundred

Released on February 5, 2012

This entry is missing!

Misplaced before January 8, 2012

Dreams in a hole in the ground

Trespassed before January 1, 2012

A journey to Upper Silesia

Gruelled on December 18, 2011

Like a herd of turtles

Frightened on November 6, 2011

The toadskin kazoo

Toads skinned on September 4, 2011

The day ended

Gibbered about on August 7, 2011

A discourse on shrieking

Babbled about on May 29, 2011

In feckless search of a new body

Transplanted before January 23, 2011