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Entries mentioning yerking

A bolo tie and a blogging accident

Haberdashed on September 24, 2023

By fish or by Finn

Finished after September 10, 2023

Dogs that ate backwards

Reversed on June 25, 2023

Why fish don’t have feet

Expiscated on May 7, 2023

Being six feet tall

Fathomed on April 9, 2023

A mystery of hasps and coat hangers

Fastened on January 29, 2023

Thanksgiving with the McBorbleys

Thanks given on November 27, 2022

History looked at me this week

Transported on September 4, 2022

Up to my ass in alligators

Endangered on August 7, 2022

Squirrels, squeeorling, syrup of squill, and squee

Cocked up on July 24, 2022

Flogging the dinosaur

Flailed around on May 1, 2022

A hilarious pair of ducks

Redpilled on March 13, 2022

An out-of-place trashcan

Recycled on November 14, 2021

The pink, sticky day ended

Chaptered and versed on September 12, 2021

And then I’ll fart one more time, and…

Intruded upon August 29, 2021

The nauga war

Tanned on October 14, 2012

In my own back yard

Extirpated on September 30, 2012

The ÅSS Goose from the Machine

Bageled on July 22, 2012

Planet of the geese

Honked at on July 15, 2012

The green apple bee-bop

Hydrated on May 20, 2012

The death of Argo Navis

Trisected before April 29, 2012

To order a coffee

Caffeinated on March 25, 2012

A Ho-Mg-Zn icosahedral quasicrystal

Fractured on February 12, 2012

Seven point one hundred

Released on February 5, 2012

And then the cold cuts danced

Ronpauled on January 15, 2012

Dreams in a hole in the ground

Trespassed before January 1, 2012

A journey to Upper Silesia

Gruelled on December 18, 2011

Grunting and squeaking in the goatburping park

Soil sampled on November 13, 2011

The day ended

Gibbered about on August 7, 2011

Just shaving the dog

Preened on July 31, 2011

Just so he could moo at someone

Percolated on July 3, 2011

The end of doodlewhacker pie

Bloomed on June 26, 2011

What the heck… is bothering me?

Chanted on June 12, 2011

Potted meat

Unpotted on June 5, 2011

A discourse on shrieking

Babbled about on May 29, 2011

Plårp and I did our best

Potted on April 10, 2011

A dark and spammy night

LARTed on February 20, 2011

A dark and stormy night

Stormdrained on February 6, 2011

Requiem for a triangular briefcase

Immured on January 30, 2011

In feckless search of a new body

Transplanted before January 23, 2011

A Hilarius pair of ducks

Guffawed at after March 14, 2010