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Entries mentioning murping

An antelope with a pair of cantaloupes

Hight on April 7, 2024

Do better

Retracted on November 26, 2023

A Sefernday to surely forget

Sefernalized on November 19, 2023

By fish or by Finn

Finished after September 10, 2023

Rejecting both Church Latin and the Ciceronian

Conjugated on July 30, 2023

Omental cakes and tires (or a blunch of underwear)

Portended on July 16, 2023

Dogs that ate backwards

Reversed on June 25, 2023

Cities of obsidian in the Canadian Shield

Dismantled on March 26, 2023

To catch a fly

Lashed on February 26, 2023

The stars screamed at me, but why?

Shredded on March 6, 2022

The door slammed in my face

Slammed on January 30, 2022

Confound delivery

Starched on January 16, 2022

Nothing happened

Obliviated on January 9, 2022

The Dingleberry–Hampsterist–Schmarnocks war

Embattled on November 21, 2021

A Sefernday to ſurely remember

Obſerved on October 24, 2021

And then I’ll fart one more time, and…

Intruded upon August 29, 2021

An infinite pie

Unbounded on June 6, 2021

Too many Sundays

Quintupled on May 30, 2021

In my own back yard

Extirpated on September 30, 2012

And the neckties writhed

Spiraled around July 29, 2012

A jaunt to Washington, D.C.

Filibustered on December 4, 2011

Goatburping and speechifying

Blustered about before November 20, 2011

Grunting and squeaking in the goatburping park

Soil sampled on November 13, 2011

Fimbriated armless and legless

Charged on October 30, 2011

Squee! Squee! Squee!

Snoozed on October 9, 2011

A snootful of donuts

Imbibed before October 2, 2011

Just shaving the dog

Preened on July 31, 2011

The harooloos grew closer

Repositioned on July 17, 2011

Impossibly shaped bowls

Whiled away before July 10, 2011

Potted meat

Unpotted on June 5, 2011

A discourse on shrieking

Babbled about on May 29, 2011

A dark and Strommy night

Thurmonned on February 27, 2011

Back to Pam & Meg’s

Goatmulched on December 12, 2010

Ravna and a tub of port wine cheese spread

Slathered all over on November 21, 2010

Ollanthorpe Memorial Hospital

Atrophied before October 10, 2010

Skipping Wednesday

Slid past on September 12, 2010

Two stumblebums for Phillip Norbert Årp

Stumbled around on August 8, 2010

Technicolor horse testicles

Nuked on June 27, 2010

The fleeting nuances of Dingleberry–Hampsterism

Guzzled on May 9, 2010

A plan is hatched

Hatched right before April 4, 2010

A Hilarius pair of ducks

Guffawed at after March 14, 2010

Return from the Brundlebeyond

Disgorged on March 7, 2010

Into the Brundlesphere

Descended upon on August 3, 2008

Through the tunnel

Crossed over on July 27, 2008

The Brundlesphere

Entangled on July 20, 2008

Paisley time

Enslaved on June 17, 2007

Alyssa Milano lives!

Jury-rigged on February 4, 2007