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Entries mentioning gibbering

Being a little bit taller

Racked on April 16, 2023

We were bipedal murder chickens

Corned on December 11, 2022

Change you can be leaf in

Bogged down on November 13, 2022

I wish my spoons were stronger

Snooped on October 23, 2022

Squirrels, squeeorling, syrup of squill, and squee

Cocked up on July 24, 2022

The stars screamed at me, but why?

Shredded on March 6, 2022

Three-eyed gnomes, a lighthouse, and a pair of feet

Erred on February 13, 2022

Confound delivery

Starched on January 16, 2022

Nothing happened

Obliviated on January 9, 2022

To not be a six-foot-tall man–squirrel

Squeeorled on August 15, 2021

José Vargas de las Joyas Matemáticas

Divided by zero on June 13, 2021

My competitive worm charming days

Vermiculated on August 26, 2012

The death of Argo Navis

Trisected before April 29, 2012

To order a coffee

Caffeinated on March 25, 2012

Toad rental—cheap!

Rented on March 18, 2012

A paean to panic

Glibbered about on September 25, 2011

Gnomes? In my photocopier?

Litigated before September 18, 2011

The toadskin kazoo

Toads skinned on September 4, 2011

A skeezle-wumpus? In my cabinets?

Marred on August 14, 2011

The day ended

Gibbered about on August 7, 2011

Just shaving the dog

Preened on July 31, 2011

Disgorgement and cheddar

Squassated on July 24, 2011

Impossibly shaped bowls

Whiled away before July 10, 2011

The end of doodlewhacker pie

Bloomed on June 26, 2011

A discourse on shrieking

Babbled about on May 29, 2011

Harshbarger Memorial Hospital

Discharged on October 17, 2010

Thousands of Eggmen against one little Pnårp

Destalinized on May 2, 2010

A Hilarius pair of ducks

Guffawed at after March 14, 2010

Hobnobbishly bamboozled, she said

Interrupted before February 5, 2006