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Entries mentioning bleating

Cwæþ the Pnårp

Jactitated on August 27, 2023

Negotiating a goats-for-oats deal

Abnegated on August 20, 2023

Dugongs, bleating, and a meowing Nurdlebutt

Bellyached on August 13, 2023

A hilarious pair of ducks

Redpilled on March 13, 2022

Interwoven threads of witless boobery

Spiked on February 20, 2022

Three-eyed gnomes, a lighthouse, and a pair of feet

Erred on February 13, 2022

And then I’ll fart one more time, and…

Intruded upon August 29, 2021

Too many Sundays

Quintupled on May 30, 2021

An arpeggio for Snarpegon

Spatchcocked on March 28, 2021

A sojourn through the jejunum

Catabolized on September 9, 2012

A hortensical Sefernday

Hortensed on July 1, 2012

Squee! Squee! Squee!

Snoozed on October 9, 2011

A discourse on shrieking

Babbled about on May 29, 2011

A little pedicatio

Irrumated on May 16, 2010

Requiem for a haberdasher

Eulogized on June 8, 2008

Pam & Meg’s

Wheeled about on April 23, 2006