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Entries mentioning fungus

“If” is the middle word in “life”

Horrified on September 11, 2022

Catastrophes—but no anastrophe

Mishappened on August 14, 2022

Tuck in flap to close

Knocked up on July 17, 2022

The long, greasy road

Lubed up on July 3, 2022

A stack of dictionaries, a goat, and the ensuing manure

Stacked high on June 26, 2022

Wernicke, Broca, and a two-week, drug-fueled bender

Refueled on June 19, 2022

A squiddy meal, a goosey girl, and moles of gnomes

Wriggled on June 5, 2022

The stars screamed at me, but why?

Shredded on March 6, 2022

Hard avocados and soft stones

Ripened on January 23, 2022

Nothing happened

Obliviated on January 9, 2022

Collecting the caps from every bottle of light cream

Collected before December 26, 2021

An adventure in Dingleberry–Dumpsterism

Dumped and stirred on November 28, 2021

To not be a six-foot-tall man–squirrel

Squeeorled on August 15, 2021

To narfle the gömböc

Balanced on June 27, 2021

Something breakfasty and sausage-like

Baconated on April 25, 2021

From Commodus to Vespasian—

Detruded on April 11, 2021

An arpeggio for Snarpegon

Spatchcocked on March 28, 2021

A parable that should explain everything

Enchanted on November 18, 2012

The geese were angry

Angered before November 4, 2012

In my own back yard

Extirpated on September 30, 2012

My competitive worm charming days

Vermiculated on August 26, 2012

Upon the Fimbriated Planet

Flabbled about on August 5, 2012

The ÅSS Goose from the Machine

Bageled on July 22, 2012

Planet of the geese

Honked at on July 15, 2012

A hortensical Sefernday

Hortensed on July 1, 2012

Fungous hitchhikers from outer space

Rocketed on June 24, 2012

Hoarsely the Pnårp sang

Horsed around on May 13, 2012

Vox clamantis in deserto

Cheddared on May 6, 2012

A sally to the Kremlin

Red squared on December 11, 2011

Squee! Squee! Squee!

Snoozed on October 9, 2011

Ten years

Hijacked on September 11, 2011

Potted meat

Unpotted on June 5, 2011

Rotating in place

Caligulated on March 20, 2011

Phbthphbthphbthphbththth!

Flatulated on October 3, 2010

Oh, the fendippity!

Panicked over on May 23, 2010

A plan is hatched

Hatched right before April 4, 2010

Ham by the brick

Mechanically extracted on March 28, 2010

The perfunctory margin of disbelief, part II

Reified on June 29, 2008

Today is January 27

Prevaricated on January 27, 2008

Why does the pi float?

Floated by on September 23, 2007

Indeed I can go home again

Returned home on August 26, 2007

Dugongs abound in my ear canals!

Tiled over on August 19, 2007

No one expects the Schmalkaldic League

Vanquished on February 25, 2007

Terrorists! Terrorists!!

Sporked with some tongs on September 17, 2006

Today being Christmas…

Made merry on December 25, 2005

The return of Grårp

Cordoned off on September 18, 2005