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Entries mentioning potatoes

Al Gore: A User’s Manual

Peered at on December 4, 2022

You are a crazy person

Maddened on November 20, 2022

Yet still bereft of meaning

Creamed on September 25, 2022

Up to my ass in alligators

Endangered on August 7, 2022

Tuck in flap to close

Knocked up on July 17, 2022

Gnocco after gnocco

Knocked on on July 10, 2022

A stubby little short week

Trolloped around on April 24, 2022

A wanted carton of wontons

Trotted out on April 10, 2022

The twentieth best day of my life

Easily understood on March 20, 2022

A hilarious pair of ducks

Redpilled on March 13, 2022

An arduous, odorous, ordurous affair

Cannibalized on February 27, 2022

Hard avocados and soft stones

Ripened on January 23, 2022

Confound delivery

Starched on January 16, 2022

Nothing happened

Obliviated on January 9, 2022

Collecting the caps from every bottle of light cream

Collected before December 26, 2021

Vigorously shaking every Solanum dulcamara

Vigorously shook before December 19, 2021

Shouting at every houseplant

Shouted at before December 5, 2021

The Dingleberry–Hampsterist–Schmarnocks war

Embattled on November 21, 2021

A Sefernday to ſurely remember

Obſerved on October 24, 2021

Excrescence and excreta

Unfolded on September 26, 2021

Losing weight at the lost-and-found

Bonked on September 19, 2021

Wearing orange after Labor Day

Fluoresced on September 5, 2021

Today I was being a…

Squirreled on August 8, 2021

Time to draw the bull

Ejaculated on August 1, 2021

Not a typewriter

Tabulated on July 25, 2021

My arm just follows them

Detached on July 11, 2021

An Independence Day to remember

In the pants on July 4, 2021

To narfle the gömböc

Balanced on June 27, 2021

Another day, another pig war

Splined on June 20, 2021

A dire problem of diphthongs and diacritics

Ired on May 16, 2021

Something breakfasty and sausage-like

Baconated on April 25, 2021

A costly, costive dilemma

Clystered on April 4, 2021

An arpeggio for Snarpegon

Spatchcocked on March 28, 2021

Maybe it was the location

Tripped out on March 21, 2021

With a bubble and a squeak…

Bubbled and squeaked on March 7, 2021

Horses, drugs, and some Volvos

Revolved around December 2, 2012

A parable that should explain everything

Enchanted on November 18, 2012

The turtle herds of insomnia

NōDōz’d on August 12, 2012

Upon the Fimbriated Planet

Flabbled about on August 5, 2012

The ÅSS Goose from the Machine

Bageled on July 22, 2012

Planet of the geese

Honked at on July 15, 2012

Fungous hitchhikers from outer space

Rocketed on June 24, 2012

I am the humperdumperdink!

Dumped and dinked on June 10, 2012

The green apple bee-bop

Hydrated on May 20, 2012

Surviving April Fools Day

Foxholed on April 1, 2012

To order a coffee

Caffeinated on March 25, 2012

I was dead

Expired around February 26, 2012

Thoughts diverging from reality

Converging on January 29, 2012

Thoughts converging toward reality

Diverging from January 22, 2012

And then the cold cuts danced

Ronpauled on January 15, 2012

A journey to Upper Silesia

Gruelled on December 18, 2011

Fimbriated armless and legless

Charged on October 30, 2011

The day ended

Gibbered about on August 7, 2011

Back to Pam & Meg’s

Goatmulched on December 12, 2010

Death by simultaneous drowning and dehydration

Dumbled for August 29, 2010

Tater-totting crunkfire

Clapped on… clapped off on August 22, 2010

Psycho Chicken With Fingers On Top!

Squawked upon prior to June 13, 2010

Joyful Sefernday, everyone!

Envisaged on June 6, 2010

Return from the Brundlebeyond

Disgorged on March 7, 2010

Suddenly ablaze

Ignited on March 9, 2008

Today is January 27

Prevaricated on January 27, 2008

Toe-visages on the Sefernday

Splayed on April 29, 2007

The spiders began to sing and chant

Refracted after June 6, 1999

Am I lost!? Am I low on oil!?

Hydrogenated for April 11, 1999