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Entries mentioning raccoons

A byte nybbled a word, and then…

Nibbled on December 10, 2023

Rejecting both Church Latin and the Ciceronian

Conjugated on July 30, 2023

My spaghetti trees had all flowered

Disassembled on February 19, 2023

Al Gore: A User’s Manual

Peered at on December 4, 2022

Tuck in flap to close

Knocked up on July 17, 2022

Gnocco after gnocco

Knocked on on July 10, 2022

Dugong, budong, hotdog, and hoe

Frowned at on October 3, 2021

The laws of Phillip I: Homage

Legislated on April 8, 2007

The laws of Phillip I: Taxes

Propagated on April 1, 2007

The laws of Phillip I

Promulgated on March 25, 2007

The restive provinces conquered

Excoriated before March 18, 2007

131,072 Schmongeloid conscripts

Decimated on March 4, 2007