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Entries mentioning saliva

A squiddy meal, a goosey girl, and moles of gnomes

Wriggled on June 5, 2022

A curious nine-day week

Dialed on April 3, 2022

Seven point two hundred

Committed on March 27, 2022

Vigorously shaking every Solanum dulcamara

Vigorously shook before December 19, 2021

The Dingleberry–Hampsterist–Schmarnocks war

Embattled on November 21, 2021

To not be a six-foot-tall man–squirrel

Squeeorled on August 15, 2021

With a bubble and a squeak…

Bubbled and squeaked on March 7, 2021

Planet of the geese

Honked at on July 15, 2012

Hoarsely the Pnårp sang

Horsed around on May 13, 2012

Thoughts diverging from reality

Converging on January 29, 2012

And then the cold cuts danced

Ronpauled on January 15, 2012

Ten years

Hijacked on September 11, 2011

A skeezle-wumpus? In my cabinets?

Marred on August 14, 2011

Just shaving the dog

Preened on July 31, 2011

The end of doodlewhacker pie

Bloomed on June 26, 2011

Hnnnngggghhhh!

Strained on May 1, 2011

Dyssynergic defecation

Splashed down on April 24, 2011

The tight, grimacing face

Impacted before April 17, 2011

Plårp and I did our best

Potted on April 10, 2011

Sigmund Freud would be proud

Electrified on April 3, 2011

Cool beans

Beaned on March 27, 2011

Rotating in place

Caligulated on March 20, 2011

Suddenly ablaze

Ignited on March 9, 2008

Today is January 27

Prevaricated on January 27, 2008

Snuffle off to Buffalo

Sniffled at on November 4, 2007