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Entries mentioning my sister Plårp

The stench of failure

Stunk up on March 31, 2024

A vernally hibernal good time

Drove on March 24, 2024

There’s a joke in here somewhere

Pedicured on March 17, 2024

A monolithic dump

Pumped and dumped on April 30, 2023

A real galleyshnogger of a Christmas

Dove in on December 25, 2022

Pinguid penguins, disparate parrots, and a Studebaker

Basted on August 28, 2022

Seven point two hundred

Committed on March 27, 2022

Three-eyed gnomes, a lighthouse, and a pair of feet

Erred on February 13, 2022

Carpathian Carpentry Gnomes? In my kitchen?

Hammered on February 6, 2022

The nauga war

Tanned on October 14, 2012

The green apple bee-bop

Hydrated on May 20, 2012

Plårp and I did our best

Potted on April 10, 2011

Rotating in place

Caligulated on March 20, 2011

A dark and spammy night

LARTed on February 20, 2011

Skipping Wednesday

Slid past on September 12, 2010

Dingleberry champion hamster

Plotted against on March 21, 2010

Glick Glick van der Glick again!

Cocked and blocked on June 15, 2008

Pnårp’s in space

Station-kept on September 30, 2007

I did not forget about Hitler!

Livingroomed on August 12, 2007

Plårp goes home

Sent home on August 5, 2007

Plårp, Plårp, Plårp!

Lopped off on July 29, 2007

Plårp, Plårp!

Popped up on July 22, 2007

Plårp!

Plopped down on July 15, 2007

3,600 eigenserfs and a function key

Indentured forever after July 8, 2007

Fort Flabberwocky was a myth!

Auld acquaintances forgotten on December 31, 2006

The Englebee Troobles live!

Transubstantiated on April 16, 2006

Today being Christmas…

Made merry on December 25, 2005