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Entries mentioning Athabasca

An antelope with a pair of cantaloupes

Hight on April 7, 2024

The stench of failure

Stunk up on March 31, 2024

A vernally hibernal good time

Drove on March 24, 2024

There’s a joke in here somewhere

Pedicured on March 17, 2024

The case of the windy toilet

Manicured on March 10, 2024

Pig-headed and ham-fisted

Cleaved on March 3, 2024

An oversized capybara, a staccato cadence

Hobbled on October 22, 2023

Omental cakes and tires (or a blunch of underwear)

Portended on July 16, 2023

A turtle extended its neck and quacked

Resisted on April 23, 2023

Being a little bit taller

Racked on April 16, 2023

Being six feet tall

Fathomed on April 9, 2023

And the rest was history

Revised for February 12, 2023

Three-eyed gnomes, a lighthouse, and a pair of feet

Erred on February 13, 2022

A sojourn through the jejunum

Catabolized on September 9, 2012

My competitive worm charming days

Vermiculated on August 26, 2012

Fungous hitchhikers from outer space

Rocketed on June 24, 2012

Reflecting on corn gone wrong

Paroled on May 15, 2011

The wall gong exhibition

Molested on June 11, 2006