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Breathing had become boring Careened across May 25, 2025
And then I scrolled down Spiraled downward on April 20, 2025
Cheez-Its: ghastly horrors Ghastled March 2, 2025
My toilet float… sank Groused about on February 23, 2025
Meat-based vegetables Meted out on February 9, 2025
No more ghoughphtheightteeaux Beyellowed on January 19, 2025
Too-quiet restrooms Whizzed all over January 5, 2025
A laughing stock Boiled on December 22, 2024
But for me, it was Tuesday For me it was October 13, 2024
By the bag, the can, the bottle, and the flask Trashed on September 29, 2024
So I didn’t want them anymore Feted on June 23, 2024
Things are looking up Uplit on June 16, 2024
Transfixed, perplexed, and duplexed Eased on June 9, 2024
One moron’s opinion Opined for May 19, 2024
Never put a fish in your car Wrapped on May 12, 2024
So many questions Trebled on April 21, 2024
An antelope with a pair of cantaloupes Hight on April 7, 2024
There’s a joke in here somewhere Pedicured on March 17, 2024
The case of the windy toilet Manicured on March 10, 2024
Pig-headed and ham-fisted Cleaved on March 3, 2024
Seven point three hundred Paltered on February 25, 2024
Watering the water clocks Watered on January 28, 2024
Shaken and stir crazy Swept on January 21, 2024
A byte nybbled a word, and then… Nibbled on December 10, 2023
Musings on the salad of chicken and eggs Emulsified on November 5, 2023
An oversized capybara, a staccato cadence Hobbled on October 22, 2023
A real nobody Fettered on October 15, 2023
A week of weekdays and their horrors Manacled on October 8, 2023
Rejecting both Church Latin and the Ciceronian Conjugated on July 30, 2023
A fresh set of gnome latrines Spun on July 23, 2023
Omental cakes and tires (or a blunch of underwear) Portended on July 16, 2023
Ratiocination and a rat Bugged off on July 9, 2023
It doesn’t have to—but I always do Needn’t on June 4, 2023
Crap! Crabapple! Crapapple! Cursed on May 28, 2023
Why fish don’t have feet Expiscated on May 7, 2023
A monolithic dump Pumped and dumped on April 30, 2023
Being a little bit taller Racked on April 16, 2023
The day ended before it began Endorsed on March 19, 2023
Landing head-first in March Made it on March 5, 2023
The house that Pnårp built Stacked like cordwood on February 5, 2023
A mystery of hasps and coat hangers Fastened on January 29, 2023
Thinking for myself Cerebrated on January 22, 2023
No more barriers to cross Surpassed on January 15, 2023
Feeling rather non-Euclidean Knotted on January 8, 2023
I am my thoughts… I am time Annuated on January 1, 2023
Toppings on the bottom? Bottomed out on December 18, 2022
Al Gore: A User’s Manual Peered at on December 4, 2022
You are a crazy person Maddened on November 20, 2022
A draught horse, serendipity, and a bankruptcy Forstraught on October 30, 2022
Autumn had arrived Floundered on October 16, 2022
Pinguid penguins, disparate parrots, and a Studebaker Basted on August 28, 2022
Catastrophes—but no anastrophe Mishappened on August 14, 2022
Up to my ass in alligators Endangered on August 7, 2022
Squirrels, squeeorling, syrup of squill, and squee Cocked up on July 24, 2022
A stack of dictionaries, a goat, and the ensuing manure Stacked high on June 26, 2022
Whittling the knittery Quavered on May 8, 2022
A hilarious pair of ducks Redpilled on March 13, 2022
An arduous, odorous, ordurous affair Cannibalized on February 27, 2022
Interwoven threads of witless boobery Spiked on February 20, 2022
Three-eyed gnomes, a lighthouse, and a pair of feet Erred on February 13, 2022
Nothing happened Obliviated on January 9, 2022
Collecting the caps from every bottle of light cream Collected before December 26, 2021
Vigorously shaking every Solanum dulcamara Vigorously shook before December 19, 2021
Vigorously shaking every ficus tree Shook before December 12, 2021
To not be a six-foot-tall man–squirrel Squeeorled on August 15, 2021
Today I was being a… Squirreled on August 8, 2021
Not a typewriter Tabulated on July 25, 2021
Another day, another pig war Splined on June 20, 2021
A dire problem of diphthongs and diacritics Ired on May 16, 2021
200,000 flip-flop–related injuries Discalceated on May 9, 2021
The Hanes–Heinz problem Caught up on May 2, 2021
From Commodus to Vespasian— Detruded on April 11, 2021
A costly, costive dilemma Clystered on April 4, 2021
An arpeggio for Snarpegon Spatchcocked on March 28, 2021
Maybe it was the location Tripped out on March 21, 2021
Toiling away smoilishly Toiled away on March 14, 2021
With a bubble and a squeak… Bubbled and squeaked on March 7, 2021
Christmas, goats, and the fiscal cliff Goat got on December 30, 2012
Horses, drugs, and some Volvos Revolved around December 2, 2012
A paean to funnels Funneled on November 25, 2012
A parable that should explain everything Enchanted on November 18, 2012
The geese were angry Angered before November 4, 2012
Ziti—with lines, please Lollygagged on October 28, 2012
Illin’ in the ileum Chillin’ on September 16, 2012
A sojourn through the jejunum Catabolized on September 9, 2012
A hortensical Sefernday Hortensed on July 1, 2012
Fungous hitchhikers from outer space Rocketed on June 24, 2012
My skin was thinking Considered for June 3, 2012
The green apple bee-bop Hydrated on May 20, 2012
I was dead Expired around February 26, 2012
Seven point one hundred Released on February 5, 2012
Dreams in a hole in the ground Trespassed before January 1, 2012
A jaunt to Washington, D.C. Filibustered on December 4, 2011
Goatburping and speechifying Blustered about before November 20, 2011
A paean to panic Glibbered about on September 25, 2011
Just so he could moo at someone Percolated on July 3, 2011
The end of doodlewhacker pie Bloomed on June 26, 2011
Hnnnngggghhhh! Strained on May 1, 2011
The tight, grimacing face Impacted before April 17, 2011
Rotating in place Caligulated on March 20, 2011
A dark and Strommy night Thurmonned on February 27, 2011
A dark and spammy night LARTed on February 20, 2011
Requiem for a triangular briefcase Immured on January 30, 2011
Mr. Årp goes to city hall Carpetbagged on November 14, 2010
Ollanthorpe Memorial Hospital Atrophied before October 10, 2010
Gnomes destroying my brain and kidneys Urinated on on July 18, 2010
eBGIQ7ZuuiU or bust Gassed up on May 18, 2008
Snuffle off to Buffalo Sniffled at on November 4, 2007
Paisley time Enslaved on June 17, 2007
The laws of Phillip I: Last decree Decreed on April 15, 2007
No one expects the Schmalkaldic League Vanquished on February 25, 2007
Suing Alyssa Milano Bombarded after January 14, 2007
The Great Fluffernutter Deluge of ’58 Whored out on December 10, 2006
The wall gong exhibition Molested on June 11, 2006
Stewing in my own juices Brewed on November 13, 2005
Is there an underdog in you? Nitrated on July 18, 1999
The triangular briefcase I had found Reintegrated on June 13, 1999

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