Entries mentioning pigs | |
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No idea about anythingFlummoxed on October 27, 2024 | |
Formica and formicationFornicated on October 6, 2024 | |
By the bag, the can, the bottle, and the flaskTrashed on September 29, 2024 | |
Playing stupidFeathered on August 18, 2024 | |
Endless rows of housesPlanned and zoned on August 11, 2024 | |
Musings on vinegar, vigor, and elephant bitesMurderized on August 4, 2024 | |
Too many answersDeclared on July 14, 2024 | |
Too many questionsQuestioned on July 7, 2024 | |
One moron’s opinionOpined for May 19, 2024 | |
So many questionsTrebled on April 21, 2024 | |
An antelope with a pair of cantaloupesHight on April 7, 2024 | |
The stench of failureStunk up on March 31, 2024 | |
There’s a joke in here somewherePedicured on March 17, 2024 | |
The case of the windy toiletManicured on March 10, 2024 | |
Pig-headed and ham-fistedCleaved on March 3, 2024 | |
Pigs fly just finePorked on February 18, 2024 | |
Watering the water clocksWatered on January 28, 2024 | |
A byte nybbled a word, and then…Nibbled on December 10, 2023 | |
A Sefernday to surely forgetSefernalized on November 19, 2023 | |
Musings on the salad of chicken and eggsEmulsified on November 5, 2023 | |
An oversized capybara, a staccato cadenceHobbled on October 22, 2023 | |
For want of a letterboxShackled on October 1, 2023 | |
Corn gone bacon and eggsConsterned on September 3, 2023 | |
Negotiating a goats-for-oats dealAbnegated on August 20, 2023 | |
Dugongs, bleating, and a meowing NurdlebuttBellyached on August 13, 2023 | |
Dogs that ate backwardsReversed on June 25, 2023 | |
It doesn’t have to—but I always doNeedn’t on June 4, 2023 | |
Being six feet tallFathomed on April 9, 2023 | |
To be a featureless white wormGouged out on March 12, 2023 | |
To catch a flyLashed on February 26, 2023 | |
And the rest was historyRevised for February 12, 2023 | |
No more barriers to crossSurpassed on January 15, 2023 | |
Feeling rather non-EuclideanKnotted on January 8, 2023 | |
I am my thoughts… I am timeAnnuated on January 1, 2023 | |
A real galleyshnogger of a ChristmasDove in on December 25, 2022 | |
Al Gore: A User’s ManualPeered at on December 4, 2022 | |
Thanksgiving with the McBorbleysThanks given on November 27, 2022 | |
You are a crazy personMaddened on November 20, 2022 | |
With a ploot, ploot, ploot!Born on November 6, 2022 | |
I wish my spoons were strongerSnooped on October 23, 2022 | |
“If” is the middle word in “life”Horrified on September 11, 2022 | |
History looked at me this weekTransported on September 4, 2022 | |
On any given dayPlotted and schemed on August 21, 2022 | |
Catastrophes—but no anastropheMishappened on August 14, 2022 | |
Up to my ass in alligatorsEndangered on August 7, 2022 | |
Two halves of a bagelMisaligned on July 31, 2022 | |
A stack of dictionaries, a goat, and the ensuing manureStacked high on June 26, 2022 | |
Wernicke, Broca, and a two-week, drug-fueled benderRefueled on June 19, 2022 | |
Fleas, flies, and friars!Peddled on June 12, 2022 | |
A squiddy meal, a goosey girl, and moles of gnomesWriggled on June 5, 2022 | |
Flogging the dinosaurFlailed around on May 1, 2022 | |
A stubby little short weekTrolloped around on April 24, 2022 | |
A curious nine-day weekDialed on April 3, 2022 | |
Seven point two hundredCommitted on March 27, 2022 | |
The twentieth best day of my lifeEasily understood on March 20, 2022 | |
A hilarious pair of ducksRedpilled on March 13, 2022 | |
The stars screamed at me, but why?Shredded on March 6, 2022 | |
An arduous, odorous, ordurous affairCannibalized on February 27, 2022 | |
Interwoven threads of witless booberySpiked on February 20, 2022 | |
Vigorously shaking every ficus treeShook before December 12, 2021 | |
An adventure in Dingleberry–DumpsterismDumped and stirred on November 28, 2021 | |
To muffle up a gooſeMuffled up on October 31, 2021 | |
Dugong, budong, hotdog, and hoeFrowned at on October 3, 2021 | |
Losing weight at the lost-and-foundBonked on September 19, 2021 | |
The pink, sticky day endedChaptered and versed on September 12, 2021 | |
And then I’ll fart one more time, and…Intruded upon August 29, 2021 | |
To not be a six-foot-tall man–squirrelSqueeorled on August 15, 2021 | |
Time to draw the bullEjaculated on August 1, 2021 | |
My arm just follows themDetached on July 11, 2021 | |
An Independence Day to rememberIn the pants on July 4, 2021 | |
To narfle the gömböcBalanced on June 27, 2021 | |
Another day, another pig warSplined on June 20, 2021 | |
An infinite pieUnbounded on June 6, 2021 | |
The Hanes–Heinz problemCaught up on May 2, 2021 | |
Something breakfasty and sausage-likeBaconated on April 25, 2021 | |
Keeping those goats down in the holeBored on April 18, 2021 | |
A costly, costive dilemmaClystered on April 4, 2021 | |
Mooey, mooey, moo!Lowed at on December 9, 2012 | |
In my own back yardExtirpated on September 30, 2012 | |
My competitive worm charming daysVermiculated on August 26, 2012 | |
Planet of the geeseHonked at on July 15, 2012 | |
Fungous hitchhikers from outer spaceRocketed on June 24, 2012 | |
My skin was thinkingConsidered for June 3, 2012 | |
The green apple bee-bopHydrated on May 20, 2012 | |
Hoarsely the Pnårp sangHorsed around on May 13, 2012 | |
A box! A box! A box of…Puttered about on April 15, 2012 | |
Axons across beard-seconds of darknessStretched out February 19, 2012 | |
Seven point one hundredReleased on February 5, 2012 | |
Thoughts converging toward realityDiverging from January 22, 2012 | |
And then the cold cuts dancedRonpauled on January 15, 2012 | |
A sally to the KremlinRed squared on December 11, 2011 | |
A jaunt to Washington, D.C.Filibustered on December 4, 2011 | |
A trip to southern MoraviaPlunged off a cliff on November 27, 2011 | |
Cool beansBeaned on March 27, 2011 | |
Rotating in placeCaligulated on March 20, 2011 | |
Pnårp.com!Crossing Pnårp Road on March 13, 2011 | |
The hobnailery on Hobgoblin StreetBorfnagled on March 6, 2011 | |
A dark and Strommy nightThurmonned on February 27, 2011 | |
A dark and stormy nightStormdrained on February 6, 2011 | |
Back to Pam & Meg’sGoatmulched on December 12, 2010 | |
375 gorillas and some flower potsDumbstruck on November 28, 2010 | |
A crater full of VolvosHidden in ice for centuries on October 31, 2010 | |
Gnomes destroying my brain and kidneysUrinated on on July 18, 2010 | |
Joyful Sefernday, everyone!Envisaged on June 6, 2010 | |
I had eggs today!Oviposited on April 18, 2010 | |
A plan is hatchedHatched right before April 4, 2010 | |
Ham by the brickMechanically extracted on March 28, 2010 | |
Return from the BrundlebeyondDisgorged on March 7, 2010 | |
Gra, trained assassinUnchained after March 23, 2008 | |
Suddenly ablazeIgnited on March 9, 2008 | |
Today is January 27Punched on January 27, 2008 | |
Gnomes? In my kettles?Nonsensed at January 20, 2008 | |
Why does the pi float?Floated by on September 23, 2007 | |
Why do the stars scream?Screamed about on September 16, 2007 | |
Indeed I can go home againReturned home on August 26, 2007 | |
I did not forget about Hitler!Livingroomed on August 12, 2007 | |
Plårp goes homeSent home on August 5, 2007 | |
Paisley timeEnslaved on June 17, 2007 | |
Ol’ Grummie’s back!Bungled up on June 3, 2007 | |
Ravna and a ligatureMagic-marked on May 20, 2007 | |
Alyssa Milano lives!Jury-rigged on February 4, 2007 | |
Suing Alyssa MilanoBombarded after January 14, 2007 | |
Bloviating and brachiatingWrenched away from me on December 3, 2006 | |
Britney Spears… or Jennifer Love Hewitt?Rigorously proved for November 26, 2006 | |
Loquisha, you hornswoggler!Added to taste on October 29, 2006 | |
The haberdashery, act IVWanted on March 26, 2006 | |
The haberdashery, act IIIHaunted on March 19, 2006 | |
The haberdashery, act IIFlaunted on March 12, 2006 | |
The haberdashery, act ITaunted on March 5, 2006 | |
Ham and eggs, a dram of megsHammed up for February 26, 2006 | |
I need a new hobbyTelephoned on February 19, 2006 | |
The perfect symmetry of a letterExcreted slightly before December 18, 2005 | |
I’m ending it all!Spindled on August 21, 2005 | |
The Trooble FoundationIrked on April 17, 2005 | |
I saw an iMac, a greenish-blue flavored onePopularized for April 10, 2005 | |
Curse inflatable hotdogsExpurgated on January 23, 2005 | |
Hypoglycemia and digititis have no sway over meIntubated on May 30, 1999 |