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Entries mentioning England

Change you can be leaf in

Bogged down on November 13, 2022

I wish my spoons were stronger

Snooped on October 23, 2022

A stubby little short week

Trolloped around on April 24, 2022

A wanted carton of wontons

Trotted out on April 10, 2022

Seven point two hundred

Committed on March 27, 2022

A hilarious pair of ducks

Redpilled on March 13, 2022

An arduous, odorous, ordurous affair

Cannibalized on February 27, 2022

Interwoven threads of witless boobery

Spiked on February 20, 2022

Three-eyed gnomes, a lighthouse, and a pair of feet

Erred on February 13, 2022

Collecting the caps from every bottle of light cream

Collected before December 26, 2021

Vigorously shaking every ficus tree

Shook before December 12, 2021

And I still couldn’t find my comb

Nosedove before August 22, 2021

200,000 flip-flop–related injuries

Discalceated on May 9, 2021

A parable that should explain everything

Enchanted on November 18, 2012

Ungabungabugandabunga!

Land-locked on November 11, 2012

My competitive worm charming days

Vermiculated on August 26, 2012

Vox clamantis in deserto

Cheddared on May 6, 2012

The death of Argo Navis

Trisected before April 29, 2012

Gurning for two

Faces made before April 8, 2012

A Ho-Mg-Zn icosahedral quasicrystal

Fractured on February 12, 2012

A sleigh ride to the North Pole

Kringled on December 25, 2011

A jaunt to Washington, D.C.

Filibustered on December 4, 2011

Goatburping and speechifying

Blustered about before November 20, 2011

Ten years

Hijacked on September 11, 2011

Uneventful, boring, and bland

Nothing happened on August 28, 2011

The day ended

Gibbered about on August 7, 2011

Technicolor horse testicles

Nuked on June 27, 2010

Psycho Chicken With Fingers On Top!

Squawked upon prior to June 13, 2010

Dingleberry champion hamster

Plotted against on March 21, 2010

Alyssa Milano & the new adventures of Hitler

Snickerdickered on March 30, 2008

Not so dead again

Recomposed right before March 2, 2008

A whole pile of flapdoodles from Shitlingthorpe

Recollected on February 17, 2008

Terrorists! Terrorists!!

Sporked with some tongs on September 17, 2006

Oatmeal cookies and their spies

Weeded on May 21, 2006

Shitlingthorpe–Alabaster Flapdoodles

Zanzibarred on December 11, 2005

Zero-factor linguistics

Laughed about within June 5, 2005

A brass knob had fallen on my head

Belched out on September 26, 1999

The Countess-Prelate von Sträsmussenbörg

Bleeped out for September 19, 1999

The perfunctory margin of disbelief

Apprenticed to May 9, 1999