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By the bag, the can, the bottle, and the flask Trashed on September 29, 2024
I really should have that broken… Tinned on September 8, 2024
How does blue cheese go bad? Reposed on September 1, 2024
Playing stupid Feathered on August 18, 2024
Too many uncertainties Certified on July 28, 2024
Too many demands Commanded on July 21, 2024
Purple prose asphyxia Blockaded on May 26, 2024
Never put a fish in your car Wrapped on May 12, 2024
A masterful mañana-man Cunctated on May 5, 2024
The stench of failure Stunk up on March 31, 2024
The case of the windy toilet Manicured on March 10, 2024
Seven point three hundred Paltered on February 25, 2024
Morning again? Mourned on February 11, 2024
Angry monkey syndrome, a dishdirtier Illustrated on February 4, 2024
The splaying of resplendent splendiferousness Cobbled together on December 31, 2023
A byte nybbled a word, and then… Nibbled on December 10, 2023
An oversized capybara, a staccato cadence Hobbled on October 22, 2023
A bolo tie and a blogging accident Haberdashed on September 24, 2023
By fish or by Finn Finished after September 10, 2023
Playing a katydid like a fiddle Diddled on August 6, 2023
Today I was being even more, more or less Been on July 2, 2023
Chicken dickin’ good! Kennedy-fried on June 18, 2023
A monolithic dump Pumped and dumped on April 30, 2023
Being a little bit taller Racked on April 16, 2023
Pinguid penguins, disparate parrots, and a Studebaker Basted on August 28, 2022
Catastrophes—but no anastrophe Mishappened on August 14, 2022
The long, greasy road Lubed up on July 3, 2022
A squiddy meal, a goosey girl, and moles of gnomes Wriggled on June 5, 2022
Carpathian Carpentry Gnomes? In my kitchen? Hammered on February 6, 2022
New years and new neighbors Bunted on January 2, 2022
An adventure in Dingleberry–Dumpsterism Dumped and stirred on November 28, 2021
An out-of-place trashcan Recycled on November 14, 2021
To muffle up a gooſe Muffled up on October 31, 2021
José Vargas de las Joyas Matemáticas Divided by zero on June 13, 2021
Great Dane or greatest Dane? Deigned on May 23, 2021
A dire problem of diphthongs and diacritics Ired on May 16, 2021
Something breakfasty and sausage-like Baconated on April 25, 2021
An arpeggio for Snarpegon Spatchcocked on March 28, 2021
Maybe it was the location Tripped out on March 21, 2021
Christmas, goats, and the fiscal cliff Goat got on December 30, 2012
This coming Friday… Prognosticated after December 16, 2012
Horses, drugs, and some Volvos Revolved around December 2, 2012
A parable that should explain everything Enchanted on November 18, 2012
Ziti—with lines, please Lollygagged on October 28, 2012
The nauga war Tanned on October 14, 2012
Meals and utensils and straws, oh my! Bluely rinsed on October 7, 2012
A sojourn through the jejunum Catabolized on September 9, 2012
My competitive worm charming days Vermiculated on August 26, 2012
Upon the Fimbriated Planet Flabbled about on August 5, 2012
And the neckties writhed Spiraled around July 29, 2012
The ÅSS Goose from the Machine Bageled on July 22, 2012
Planet of the geese Honked at on July 15, 2012
A hortensical Sefernday Hortensed on July 1, 2012
Fungous hitchhikers from outer space Rocketed on June 24, 2012
The Bagel Nebula, you stinky monkeys! Humped and dumped on June 17, 2012
I am the humperdumperdink! Dumped and dinked on June 10, 2012
My skin was thinking Considered for June 3, 2012
The green apple bee-bop Hydrated on May 20, 2012
The death of Argo Navis Trisected before April 29, 2012
Surviving April Fools Day Foxholed on April 1, 2012
To order a coffee Caffeinated on March 25, 2012
I was dead Expired around February 26, 2012
And then the cold cuts danced Ronpauled on January 15, 2012
A sleigh ride to the North Pole Kringled on December 25, 2011
A trip to southern Moravia Plunged off a cliff on November 27, 2011
Schtumpfenfrumpt! Stumped on October 16, 2011
The toadskin kazoo Toads skinned on September 4, 2011
What the heck… is bothering me? Chanted on June 12, 2011
Potted meat Unpotted on June 5, 2011
Hnnnngggghhhh! Strained on May 1, 2011
A dark and smarmy night Self-satisfied on February 13, 2011
In feckless search of a new body Transplanted before January 23, 2011
The Christ-O-Mart on Crunkner Boulevard Transubstantiated before January 16, 2011
Dr. Unterguggenburgerheimer! Diagnosed on January 9, 2011
Fluffernutter… or treacle? Stickied on January 2, 2011
Happy birthday, Alyssa Milano! Feet worshipped on December 19, 2010
Phbthphbthphbthphbththth! Flatulated on October 3, 2010
Parndiddle McForsterbaster Pinned up on September 5, 2010
Ah, the first of August! Firstly on August 1, 2010
Boom! Boom, boom, boom! Orbited on July 11, 2010
Thousands of Eggmen against one little Pnårp Destalinized on May 2, 2010
The Fendippitous Eggmen Cracked open on April 25, 2010
Return from the Brundlebeyond Disgorged on March 7, 2010
Dog whelks in your arteries Derived on July 6, 2008
Do, guppy, guppy! Guppied on May 4, 2008
Today is January 27 Punched on January 27, 2008
Gnomes? In my kettles? Nonsensed at January 20, 2008
Lo’ Kweeisha Pornographed on January 13, 2008
Pnårp’s in space Station-kept on September 30, 2007
Why do the stars scream? Screamed about on September 16, 2007
Paisley time Enslaved on June 17, 2007
131,072 Schmongeloid conscripts Decimated on March 4, 2007
The Great Fluffernutter Deluge of ’58 Whored out on December 10, 2006
New Gardegnomia Navigated to on July 30, 2006
This is Phillip Norbert Årp’s ship Appeased prior to July 2, 2006
Gormless bastard! Located to the right of June 25, 2006
I thought this was better!? Harvested before May 28, 2006
I still don’t trust these cookies… Hollered well before May 14, 2006
My oatmeal cookies Surveilled pursuant to May 7, 2006
Hobnobbishly bamboozled, she said Interrupted before February 5, 2006
I shall visit Eigentoria Bandied about on October 30, 2005
The return of the garden gnomes Star-spangled high above September 25, 2005
Incipient garden gnomes pouring down Shined & enshrined on June 19, 2005
What an Englebee Trooble is Incarcerated on June 12, 2005
The Trooble Foundation Irked on April 17, 2005
My dear brother Grårp! Crucified for March 13, 2005
Aaaahhh!! Vindicated and tabulated on November 7, 1999
Someone accused me of screwing a pheasant Remixed before September 12, 1999

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