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The Fendippitous Eggmen

Cracked open on April 25, 2010.

My God, they’re after me!

The Brundlesphere—

…I thought it was closed!

They’re here!

How did they get through?! I thought

How did they find me?! I thought—

thought

I closed it—sealed forever—

HOW

WHY GOD WHY

They’re after me!

What do they want?!

Why are they here???

Why are they here???

What do they want from me—?!

My God…

The Fendippitous Eggmen are here!