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Entries mentioning ghasts

And the rest was history

Revised for February 12, 2023

We were bipedal murder chickens

Corned on December 11, 2022

Al Gore: A User’s Manual

Peered at on December 4, 2022

With a ploot, ploot, ploot!

Born on November 6, 2022

A veritable trash dump of words

Whipped on September 18, 2022

Vigorously shaking every ficus tree

Shook before December 12, 2021

An adventure in Dingleberry–Dumpsterism

Dumped and stirred on November 28, 2021

A Halloween to surely forget

Spooked before November 7, 2021

Christmas, goats, and the fiscal cliff

Goat got on December 30, 2012

Meals and utensils and straws, oh my!

Bluely rinsed on October 7, 2012

Plårp and I did our best

Potted on April 10, 2011

A dark and smarmy night

Self-satisfied on February 13, 2011

Oh, the serendipity!

Squelched through on May 30, 2010

Oh, the fendippity!

Panicked over on May 23, 2010