Entries mentioning the Hopeless Slack-Ass® recliner

Entries mentioning the Hopeless Slack-Ass® recliner
“If” is the middle word in “life” Horrified on September 11, 2022
Up to my ass in alligators Endangered on August 7, 2022
Gnocco after gnocco Knocked on on July 10, 2022
Batting the package Semiquavered on May 15, 2022
An exaggeratedly long week Galloped about on April 17, 2022
A hilarious pair of ducks Redpilled on March 13, 2022
Three-eyed gnomes, a lighthouse, and a pair of feet Erred on February 13, 2022
The door slammed in my face Slammed on January 30, 2022
Hard avocados and soft stones Ripened on January 23, 2022
Nothing happened Obliviated on January 9, 2022
Vigorously shaking every Solanum dulcamara Vigorously shook before December 19, 2021
Vigorously shaking every ficus tree Shook before December 12, 2021
Shouting at every houseplant Shouted at before December 5, 2021
Plantago delenda est Planted on October 17, 2021
A lesson in poor metrication Found wanting on October 10, 2021
Wearing orange after Labor Day Fluoresced on September 5, 2021
Today I was being a… Squirreled on August 8, 2021
My arm just follows them Detached on July 11, 2021
An Independence Day to remember In the pants on July 4, 2021
To narfle the gömböc Balanced on June 27, 2021

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