Entries mentioning the Hopeless Slack-Ass® recliner | |
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Toenails, a treatise, a brass bagPainted on June 1, 2025 | |
Chickens—salad or grain?Preferred on December 29, 2024 | |
Too many questionsQuestioned on July 7, 2024 | |
One moron’s opinionOpined for May 19, 2024 | |
A masterful mañana-manCunctated on May 5, 2024 | |
Nose, the best smelling deviceStunk down on April 28, 2024 | |
The stench of failureStunk up on March 31, 2024 | |
Pig-headed and ham-fistedCleaved on March 3, 2024 | |
Invidy, diaeretics, and Eëtal-Otoh-Satt!Conjoined on December 17, 2023 | |
Dugongs, bleating, and a meowing NurdlebuttBellyached on August 13, 2023 | |
Rejecting both Church Latin and the CiceronianConjugated on July 30, 2023 | |
Today I was being even more, more or lessBeen on July 2, 2023 | |
Dogs that ate backwardsReversed on June 25, 2023 | |
Gearless largesse and rageless eelgrassSnorkeled on June 11, 2023 | |
The house that Pnårp builtStacked like cordwood on February 5, 2023 | |
Thinking for myselfCerebrated on January 22, 2023 | |
And then the flies dancedSmelt on October 2, 2022 | |
“If” is the middle word in “life”Horrified on September 11, 2022 | |
Up to my ass in alligatorsEndangered on August 7, 2022 | |
Gnocco after gnoccoKnocked on on July 10, 2022 | |
Batting the packageSemiquavered on May 15, 2022 | |
An exaggeratedly long weekGalloped about on April 17, 2022 | |
A hilarious pair of ducksRedpilled on March 13, 2022 | |
Three-eyed gnomes, a lighthouse, and a pair of feetErred on February 13, 2022 | |
The door slammed in my faceSlammed on January 30, 2022 | |
Hard avocados and soft stonesRipened on January 23, 2022 | |
Nothing happenedObliviated on January 9, 2022 | |
Vigorously shaking every Solanum dulcamaraVigorously shook before December 19, 2021 | |
Vigorously shaking every ficus treeShook before December 12, 2021 | |
Shouting at every houseplantShouted at before December 5, 2021 | |
Plantago delenda estPlanted on October 17, 2021 | |
A lesson in poor metricationFound wanting on October 10, 2021 | |
Wearing orange after Labor DayFluoresced on September 5, 2021 | |
Today I was being a…Squirreled on August 8, 2021 | |
My arm just follows themDetached on July 11, 2021 | |
An Independence Day to rememberIn the pants on July 4, 2021 | |
To narfle the gömböcBalanced on June 27, 2021 | |
