Entries mentioning my ceiling clock • Pnårp

Entries mentioning my ceiling clock
I wish my spoons were stronger Snooped on October 23, 2022
“If” is the middle word in “life” Horrified on September 11, 2022
History looked at me this week Transported on September 4, 2022
Up to my ass in alligators Endangered on August 7, 2022
Squirrels, squeeorling, syrup of squill, and squee Cocked up on July 24, 2022
Tuck in flap to close Knocked up on July 17, 2022
Carpathian Carpentry Gnomes? In my kitchen? Hammered on February 6, 2022
Collecting the caps from every bottle of light cream Collected before December 26, 2021
An adventure in Dingleberry–Dumpsterism Dumped and stirred on November 28, 2021
The Dingleberry–Hampsterist–Schmarnocks war Embattled on November 21, 2021
And then I’ll fart one more time, and… Intruded upon August 29, 2021
Not a typewriter Tabulated on July 25, 2021
Fish upon the land Phished on July 18, 2021
A dire problem of diphthongs and diacritics Ired on May 16, 2021
Something breakfasty and sausage-like Baconated on April 25, 2021
A costly, costive dilemma Clystered on April 4, 2021
Grunting and squeaking in the goatburping park Soil sampled on November 13, 2011
Like a herd of turtles Frightened on November 6, 2011
Fimbriated armless and legless Charged on October 30, 2011
The day ended Gibbered about on August 7, 2011
A vainglorious, hooting, tooting Christmas Clamored about on December 26, 2010
Mr. Årp goes to city hall Carpetbagged on November 14, 2010