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Entries mentioning my ceiling clock

I wish my spoons were stronger

Snooped on October 23, 2022

“If” is the middle word in “life”

Horrified on September 11, 2022

History looked at me this week

Transported on September 4, 2022

Up to my ass in alligators

Endangered on August 7, 2022

Squirrels, squeeorling, syrup of squill, and squee

Cocked up on July 24, 2022

Tuck in flap to close

Knocked up on July 17, 2022

Carpathian Carpentry Gnomes? In my kitchen?

Hammered on February 6, 2022

Collecting the caps from every bottle of light cream

Collected before December 26, 2021

An adventure in Dingleberry–Dumpsterism

Dumped and stirred on November 28, 2021

The Dingleberry–Hampsterist–Schmarnocks war

Embattled on November 21, 2021

And then I’ll fart one more time, and…

Intruded upon August 29, 2021

Not a typewriter

Tabulated on July 25, 2021

Fish upon the land

Phished on July 18, 2021

A dire problem of diphthongs and diacritics

Ired on May 16, 2021

Something breakfasty and sausage-like

Baconated on April 25, 2021

A costly, costive dilemma

Clystered on April 4, 2021

Grunting and squeaking in the goatburping park

Soil sampled on November 13, 2011

Like a herd of turtles

Frightened on November 6, 2011

Fimbriated armless and legless

Charged on October 30, 2011

The day ended

Gibbered about on August 7, 2011

A vainglorious, hooting, tooting Christmas

Clamored about on December 26, 2010

Mr. Årp goes to city hall

Carpetbagged on November 14, 2010