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Entries mentioning Christmas

Do better

Retracted on November 26, 2023

A Sefernday to surely forget

Sefernalized on November 19, 2023

An oversized capybara, a staccato cadence

Hobbled on October 22, 2023

A real galleyshnogger of a Christmas

Dove in on December 25, 2022

Toppings on the bottom?

Bottomed out on December 18, 2022

We were bipedal murder chickens

Corned on December 11, 2022

Al Gore: A User’s Manual

Peered at on December 4, 2022

Thanksgiving with the McBorbleys

Thanks given on November 27, 2022

I wish my spoons were stronger

Snooped on October 23, 2022

Batting the package

Semiquavered on May 15, 2022

Carpathian Carpentry Gnomes? In my kitchen?

Hammered on February 6, 2022

Collecting the caps from every bottle of light cream

Collected before December 26, 2021

Vigorously shaking every Solanum dulcamara

Vigorously shook before December 19, 2021

Dugong, budong, hotdog, and hoe

Frowned at on October 3, 2021

And then I’ll fart one more time, and…

Intruded upon August 29, 2021

Keeping those goats down in the hole

Bored on April 18, 2021

With a bubble and a squeak…

Bubbled and squeaked on March 7, 2021

Christmas, goats, and the fiscal cliff

Goat got on December 30, 2012

This coming Friday…

Prognosticated after December 16, 2012

Mooey, mooey, moo!

Lowed at on December 9, 2012

A parable that should explain everything

Enchanted on November 18, 2012

Dreams in a hole in the ground

Trespassed before January 1, 2012

A sleigh ride to the North Pole

Kringled on December 25, 2011

Moobly Sefernday!

Borndwiddied on June 19, 2011

A vainglorious, hooting, tooting Christmas

Clamored about on December 26, 2010

Ah, the first of August!

Firstly on August 1, 2010

Fort Flabberwocky was a myth!

Auld acquaintances forgotten on December 31, 2006

’Twas the night before Christmas

Prostituted on December 24, 2006

The Spend-O-Mart on Crunkner Boulevard

Drenched in sweat on December 17, 2006

Today being Christmas…

Made merry on December 25, 2005

My dear brother Grårp!

Crucified for March 13, 2005

Samuel Dreckers

Carbonized prior to March 6, 2005

Searching forever for the elusive Troobles

Squandered because of October 31, 1999