Entries mentioning Christmas | |
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My toilet float… sankGroused about on February 23, 2025 | |
Chickens—salad or grain?Preferred on December 29, 2024 | |
A laughing stockBoiled on December 22, 2024 | |
Eating a lot of Frosted FlakesLionized on December 15, 2024 | |
Playing stupidFeathered on August 18, 2024 | |
The stench of failureStunk up on March 31, 2024 | |
The case of the windy toiletManicured on March 10, 2024 | |
Pig-headed and ham-fistedCleaved on March 3, 2024 | |
Seven point three hundredPaltered on February 25, 2024 | |
Shaken and stir crazySwept on January 21, 2024 | |
My life as a computerComputed on January 14, 2024 | |
The tapering of taped cans and candiesCanned on January 7, 2024 | |
The splaying of resplendent splendiferousnessCobbled together on December 31, 2023 | |
Whitewalls, chromedomes, and an asshat with jingle bellsWhitened on December 24, 2023 | |
Do betterRetracted on November 26, 2023 | |
A Sefernday to surely forgetSefernalized on November 19, 2023 | |
An oversized capybara, a staccato cadenceHobbled on October 22, 2023 | |
A real galleyshnogger of a ChristmasDove in on December 25, 2022 | |
Toppings on the bottom?Bottomed out on December 18, 2022 | |
We were bipedal murder chickensCorned on December 11, 2022 | |
Al Gore: A User’s ManualPeered at on December 4, 2022 | |
Thanksgiving with the McBorbleysThanks given on November 27, 2022 | |
I wish my spoons were strongerSnooped on October 23, 2022 | |
Batting the packageSemiquavered on May 15, 2022 | |
Carpathian Carpentry Gnomes? In my kitchen?Hammered on February 6, 2022 | |
Collecting the caps from every bottle of light creamCollected before December 26, 2021 | |
Vigorously shaking every Solanum dulcamaraVigorously shook before December 19, 2021 | |
Dugong, budong, hotdog, and hoeFrowned at on October 3, 2021 | |
And then I’ll fart one more time, and…Intruded upon August 29, 2021 | |
Keeping those goats down in the holeBored on April 18, 2021 | |
With a bubble and a squeak…Bubbled and squeaked on March 7, 2021 | |
Christmas, goats, and the fiscal cliffGoat got on December 30, 2012 | |
This coming Friday…Prognosticated after December 16, 2012 | |
Mooey, mooey, moo!Lowed at on December 9, 2012 | |
A parable that should explain everythingEnchanted on November 18, 2012 | |
Dreams in a hole in the groundTrespassed before January 1, 2012 | |
A sleigh ride to the North PoleKringled on December 25, 2011 | |
Moobly Sefernday!Borndwiddied on June 19, 2011 | |
A vainglorious, hooting, tooting ChristmasClamored about on December 26, 2010 | |
Ah, the first of August!Firstly on August 1, 2010 | |
Fort Flabberwocky was a myth!Auld acquaintances forgotten on December 31, 2006 | |
’Twas the night before ChristmasProstituted on December 24, 2006 | |
The Spend-O-Mart on Crunkner BoulevardDrenched in sweat on December 17, 2006 | |
Today being Christmas…Made merry on December 25, 2005 | |
My dear brother Grårp!Crucified for March 13, 2005 | |
Samuel DreckersCarbonized prior to March 6, 2005 | |
Searching forever for the elusive TrooblesSquandered because of October 31, 1999 | |
