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Entries mentioning buttwash

An arduous, odorous, ordurous affair

Cannibalized on February 27, 2022

Interwoven threads of witless boobery

Spiked on February 20, 2022

A lesson in poor metrication

Found wanting on October 10, 2021

And then I’ll fart one more time, and…

Intruded upon August 29, 2021

Horses, drugs, and some Volvos

Revolved around December 2, 2012

A parable that should explain everything

Enchanted on November 18, 2012

The geese were angry

Angered before November 4, 2012

Livin’ large in the large intestine

Emboweled on September 23, 2012

And the neckties writhed

Spiraled around July 29, 2012

A jaunt to Washington, D.C.

Filibustered on December 4, 2011

A snootful of donuts

Imbibed before October 2, 2011

Ten years

Hijacked on September 11, 2011

The toadskin kazoo

Toads skinned on September 4, 2011

An alabasterously magnificent find

Found before December 5, 2010

Parndiddle McForsterbaster

Pinned up on September 5, 2010

Two stumblebums for Phillip Norbert Årp

Stumbled around on August 8, 2010

Gnomes destroying my brain and kidneys

Urinated on on July 18, 2010

The fnord plan

Executed before April 11, 2010