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Entries mentioning yiff

Two halves of a bagel

Misaligned on July 31, 2022

And then I’ll fart one more time, and…

Intruded upon August 29, 2021

A costly, costive dilemma

Clystered on April 4, 2021

This coming Friday…

Prognosticated after December 16, 2012

A parable that should explain everything

Enchanted on November 18, 2012

The ÅSS Goose from the Machine

Bageled on July 22, 2012

Planet of the geese

Honked at on July 15, 2012

My skin was thinking

Considered for June 3, 2012

The green apple bee-bop

Hydrated on May 20, 2012

Vox clamantis in deserto

Cheddared on May 6, 2012

Dreams in a hole in the ground

Trespassed before January 1, 2012

A jaunt to Washington, D.C.

Filibustered on December 4, 2011

Plårp and I did our best

Potted on April 10, 2011

A dark and spammy night

LARTed on February 20, 2011

A dark and smarmy night

Self-satisfied on February 13, 2011

In feckless search of a new body

Transplanted before January 23, 2011

375 gorillas and some flower pots

Dumbstruck on November 28, 2010

Two stumblebums for Phillip Norbert Årp

Stumbled around on August 8, 2010

A Hilarius pair of ducks

Guffawed at after March 14, 2010